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Makyn Loneseeker · **05-08-2015, 09:38 AM**

(05-07-2015, 07:44 PM)Sounsyy Wrote: Someone: You're really short.
Sounsyy: Yip...

Someone: Wait, you're Miqo'te and you're Ala Mhigan?
Sounsyy: Yer point?

Someone: Little girl.../Young lady.../Youngin...
Sounsyy: Yer how old...? 21? Yeh, I'm over a decade yer senior. Sit down.

Someone: I don't think that Miqo'te lass has it in her to beat so-n-so.
Sounsyy: /shield bashes some poor soul's face in.

Someone: <Insert something to the effect of: "You're really pretty. Do you wanna get a-">
Sounsyy:

Mak's partially guilty of that last one, though i'm sure she'd find some way to inflict it without that. xD

For him:
"You should go see a healer."

"Stop being stubborn!"

Hammersmith · **05-08-2015, 09:47 AM**

Another good one:

"Man. Your scars look cool! Â Chicks dig scars!"

"Do I seem like I give two wet shits about how I look?"

MrPoopyButtHole · **05-08-2015, 10:08 AM**

Random: Someone wants you/loved one dead!

*Pyralis puts down paper and nods* Ran out of f**ks to give. Try again tomorrow.

Erik Mynhier · **05-08-2015, 10:33 AM**

(05-08-2015, 02:53 AM)Zac Evans Wrote:
"Oh, you're an ERPer because of what you're wearing, right?"

"Why is Zac naked?"

"'Traditional Gladiator Garb', yeah, right. you're just naked."

"Why are you naked?"

"You can't be a Freelancer."

(05-08-2015, 07:48 AM)Black Hat Wrote: Doctor Oak

Not so much -hearing- as things that are unspoken and frustrating.

"No, I'm fine. I'm just bleeding from this gaping wound here that I haven't bothered having looked at in days. Don't mind the sweat, that's just a reaction to the infection currently spreading through me..."

"Let me stumble away from the fight, dragging my busted leg across the dirt just so I can be proud and indignant."

Things that are actually said:

"So you're the doctor."

"You're tall."

"Hey Doc, can I ride my bike in here?"

Oak's Reaction

You two..... my heroes.

Merai the Vixen · **05-08-2015, 10:42 AM**

Wait....Zac......if you're naked...we should hang out more. XD

Manari · **05-08-2015, 10:51 AM**

Ohhh, Manari really gets tired of hearing this: "You're a Moon Keeper? I thought you were a Seeker."

That makes her so mad. You think anyone who would seek out the sun would have skin that pale white?

N'velhi Tia · **05-08-2015, 11:00 AM**

"N'velhi stop picking on the new guys."
"Velhi stop picking your nose."
"N'velhi stop scratching your groin in public."
"N'velhi stop urinating against trees."
"I have no idea what you just said. That's too much of a Limsan accent."
"N'velhi stop setting off smoke bombs in peoples' houses."
"Why do you only use one of your blades? You're twice as strong with two."
[Anyone using a throwing knife]
"N'velhi stop fucking up so much."
"What was it like being a Nunh?"
"Velhi stop baring your fangs at people you don't know."

Dogberry · **05-08-2015, 11:14 AM**

"Tell 'em the story of how you got your legs!"

Sure, let me just relive the most horrifying and painful thing that's ever happened to me for your amusement.

"Oh my god, you're wearing a pink shirt?"

Yes. It's a nice color and it looks good on me.

CrimsonMars · **05-08-2015, 11:39 AM**

"Voidsent, voidsent, VOIDSENT!"

Chiyo is tired of hear about it, let alone fight it.

SunTzu7 · **05-08-2015, 11:40 AM**

Any variation on 'Newton, consider the consequences.' or 'Newton, this can't be done.'

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Manari · **05-08-2015, 11:56 AM**

(05-08-2015, 11:39 AM)CrimsonMars Wrote: "Voidsent, voidsent, VOIDSENT!"

Chiyo is tired of hear about it, let alone fight it.

It does seem rather over used, doesn't it? Â It seems every time Manari steps out of her forest, she has to deal with someone's voidsent problem in one way or another.

Leanne · **05-08-2015, 12:18 PM**

"Leanne, your shirt is open!"
"Leanne, your bra is showing."
"Leanne, why you walk around with -these- things in the open?"

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Edit: An extra one...

"It -is- a very fancy hat!"

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Seye Qhesu · **05-08-2015, 12:32 PM**

"You're blind?!"

Bri hates it and doesn't see it as a handicap.

Kage · **05-08-2015, 12:33 PM**

"Why do you have that ridiculous hat?"

Cynel1 · **05-08-2015, 01:38 PM**

Aren't you supposed to be in the palace.

At this Point i just ignore them.

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