"If magic is bad for you, why do you still practice it?"
"Are you single?"
"I'm actually touched by the void."
*stares at breasts* "Hi."
"Why do you read so much?"
"Weren't you being courted by that bard?"
"Weren't you being courted by that Elezen?"
"Weren't you being courted by that masked miqo'te?"
"Weren't you being courted by that--" Stop.
"Your hair is weird."
"Are you single?"
"I'm actually touched by the void."
*stares at breasts* "Hi."
"Why do you read so much?"
"Weren't you being courted by that bard?"
"Weren't you being courted by that Elezen?"
"Weren't you being courted by that masked miqo'te?"
"Weren't you being courted by that--" Stop.
"Your hair is weird."