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Antain · **02-01-2016, 01:47 PM**

Vaughn Antain: Whore is bought by pirate and becomes a murderer.

Rosalie Rousseau: Pirate becomes a whore and murders out of boredom.

Remioux Beauvais: Orphaned alcoholic Garlean is a selfish prick.

McBeefâ„¢ · **02-01-2016, 01:50 PM**

(02-01-2016, 01:47 PM)Vaughn Wrote: Vaughn Antain: Whore is bought by pirate and becomes a murderer.

Rosalie Rousseau: Pirate becomes a whore and murders out of boredom.

Remioux Beauvais: Orphaned alcoholic Garlean is a selfish prick.

How about your next one is a whore that buys a pirate.

Vitamin C · **02-01-2016, 02:19 PM**

Orenji Kharn: Local tank couldn't keep hate in a WoD run so becomes a sky pirate to cope with his issues

Vinzer Reddard: Man eats his friends and is determined to protect brother

Lawrence Fathi: Man keeps hallucinating giant crystal for money

C'kayah Polaali · **02-01-2016, 03:10 PM**

Setoh Aliapoh: How evil can become a valid default lifestyle choice for someone who holds fast to their lack of ambition; Can he maintain this now that he's won ambition in a triple triad game?

C'kayah Polaali: A cautionary tale on the dangers of love; How to grow fat and wealthy by virtue of having a tongue faster than Muhammad Ali and sweeter than Dolly Parton - in their youths!

Armistead Moreau: You've trained your entire life in order to safeguard your family by exercising your Charles Atlasesque powers of suspicion. Now that they are gone, where will you go?

**Unnamed Mercenary** · **02-01-2016, 03:18 PM**

Exiled science experiment gone wrong seeks to just go home and pretend everything is fine.

Melkire · **02-01-2016, 03:19 PM**

Osric: Big sis bites it pushing a little one out of the oven, dad commits sudoku out of grief, upper middle class whelp grows up a resentful murder hobo instead, loses his temper, has to run away and leave home forever, enlists, gets suckered into defusing terrorist plots.

Tengri: Garlean schemes, Garlean dies, Garlean gets raised as undead, Garlean revolts, Garlean raises an army of darkness, Garlean regains mortality, Garlean aspires to world domination, Garlean wishes validation from his peers, Garlean boohoo.

Haruko: Spoiled brat of an heir to a fortune goes down the wrong path and flees after an experiment in thaumaturgy goes horribly wrong. Returns years later and enlists for a time before deciding that jarheads are, indeed, morons. She opts out and signs up for traditional law enforcement instead.

Emerissel: Head of a minor Ishgardian house, renown for producing high-quality dragoons, gets suckered by the woman he considers his adopted daughter into playing patron, benefactor, and employer to a company of misfits, troublemakers, and assholes. He takes more than his fair share of amusement from this, to go with his fair share of grief.

McBeefâ„¢ · **02-01-2016, 03:29 PM**

Oh two more

Throbbing Pillar: Young Roe was born a girl instead of the boy their parents wanted, got a name to match.Â

R'elend Tia: Brass Blade makes a deal with the god of death in order to escape it. Can't die until his task is completed. Makes no effort to complete said task.

Edelirium · **02-01-2016, 03:37 PM**

Wood Wailers suck and the forest is boring. Yer a wizard Harry. Trusting people sucks and being alone is boring. Stop playing with ancient magics you'll hurt somebody. Nothing sucks and life is pretty good now.

Alternatively: Cat plays with fire, gets burned. Cat plays with bigger fire, except wearing protective gear this time.

Roen · **02-01-2016, 04:07 PM**

Roen: A runaway from home finds being an idealist is hard.

Brynnalia: She too fine and carefree to settle down. Except she kind of wants to.

Raelisanne: Woman with daddy issues takes it out on everyone else in the name of science.

C'kayah Polaali · **02-01-2016, 04:16 PM**

(02-01-2016, 03:19 PM)Melkire Wrote: Osric: Big sis bites it pushing a little one out of the oven, dad commits sudoku out of grief, upper middle class whelp grows up a resentful murder hobo instead, loses his temper, has to run away and leave home forever, enlists, gets suckered into defusing terrorist plots.

At least he got an epic bromance out of it...

Coatleque · **02-01-2016, 04:30 PM**

Aibell Sorrowsong: Scorned lover unleashes wrath on Halone's enemies.

Aden Dellebecque · **02-01-2016, 05:24 PM**

That thing you don't like.

Seriously, though: Poor life choices of a morally bankrupt woman and a broken man lead to child, which they foist off on more stable individuals, resulting in farmboy with something to prove.

***Nero*** · **02-01-2016, 05:29 PM**

Kasrjin Khadai: Loyal communist comrade seeks to save glorious Motherland by taking secret to nuclear power away from capitalist pig-dogs.

TheLastCandle · **02-01-2016, 05:33 PM**

Local Sea Wolf gives up on dreams; lives in blue collar hell.

Greybarren · **02-01-2016, 05:46 PM**

Homeless hobo highlander hikes haphazardly however he has hindrances hanging his hereditary handicraft.

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