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H.H. · **02-04-2016, 08:50 PM**

(02-04-2016, 08:16 PM)McBeefÂ© Wrote: I mean...

Lol ok maybe not.

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What youâ€™re referring to as Twi'lek, is in fact, Nautolan, or as Iâ€™ve recently taken to calling it, ocoto-fucking-shits. Twi'lek is not an alien species unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning Galactic Empire system made useful by the Emperor, Imperial Academy indoctrination and vital sexual components comprising a full government as defined by Sheev Palpatine.
Many rebel organizations run a modified version of the Galactic Imperial system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of alien which is widely used today is often called â€œTwi'lekâ€, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically a race of sex slaves, developed by the Hutts. There really are Twi'leks, and these people own them, but it is just a part of the fetish they have.

McBeefâ„¢ · **02-04-2016, 09:16 PM**

(02-04-2016, 08:50 PM)H.H. Wrote:
(02-04-2016, 08:16 PM)McBeefÂ© Wrote: I mean...

Lol ok maybe not.

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What youâ€™re referring to as Twi'lek, is in fact, Nautolan, or as Iâ€™ve recently taken to calling it, ocoto-fucking-shits. Twi'lek is not an alien species unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning Galactic Empire system made useful by the Emperor, Imperial Academy indoctrination and vital sexual components comprising a full government as defined by Sheev Palpatine.
Many rebel organizations run a modified version of the Galactic Imperial system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of alien which is widely used today is often called â€œTwi'lekâ€, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically a race of sex slaves, developed by the Hutts. There really are Twi'leks, and these people own them, but it is just a part of the fetish they have.

wtf did I just read.

Yssen · **02-04-2016, 09:35 PM**

(02-04-2016, 09:16 PM)McBeefÂ© Wrote:
(02-04-2016, 08:50 PM)H.H. Wrote:
(02-04-2016, 08:16 PM)McBeefÂ© Wrote: I mean...

Lol ok maybe not.

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What youâ€™re referring to as Twi'lek, is in fact, Nautolan, or as Iâ€™ve recently taken to calling it, ocoto-fucking-shits. Twi'lek is not an alien species unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning Galactic Empire system made useful by the Emperor, Imperial Academy indoctrination and vital sexual components comprising a full government as defined by Sheev Palpatine.
Many rebel organizations run a modified version of the Galactic Imperial system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of alien which is widely used today is often called â€œTwi'lekâ€, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically a race of sex slaves, developed by the Hutts. There really are Twi'leks, and these people own them, but it is just a part of the fetish they have.
wtf did I just read.

Part of the reason the Star Wars expanded universe got de-canon cannoned.

Zac Evans · **02-04-2016, 11:42 PM**

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Aaron · **02-05-2016, 12:04 AM**

I Bet Hydaelyn is gonna be the true villain behind everything that's happened so far.

It's always the ones that help you the most.

Gonna do the ol WARRIORS OF DARKNESS ARE TRYING TO SAVE YOU FROM HYDAELYN BY TRYING TO KILL YOU AT FIRST THEN LATER SAY WE JUST WANTED TO INTIMIDATE YOU WED NEVER ACTUALLY KILL YOU

It's all in this pamphlet /hands over story board

mongi291 · **02-05-2016, 01:06 AM**

Inb4 Minfilia is Hydaelin's reincarnation.

Gegenji · **02-05-2016, 03:10 AM**

(02-04-2016, 08:16 PM)McBeefÂ© Wrote: I mean...

Lol ok maybe not.

She's obviously cosplaying as Skyward Sword's Zelda, just with short sleeves.

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Now she just needs to get kidnapped by the villains (again) and taken to the past so the WoL can fight proto-Ganon/Zodiark.

Lydia Lightfoot · **02-05-2016, 07:43 AM**

It's clearly going to be some sort of child of Minfilia that's already grown up because magic and whatever screw it here she is.

More importantly, this would mean we could start calling Minfilia "Milfilia", for the lulz.

Kellach Woods · **02-05-2016, 07:55 AM**

So, uh, I know outfit don't make the role but...

Is SE really into making her look even more useless?

Kage · **02-05-2016, 09:38 AM**

Sephirot Battle Preview
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Today's patch 3.2 preview will give players a peek at the battle with Sephirot, one of the three towering pillars of the Warring Triad.

Sephirot, the Fiend

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Sephirot, the Fiend, was a deity once worshipped by a tree-like race native to Meracydia. Brought into being for the sole purpose of repelling the Allagan invasion, Sephirot inflicted ruinous losses upon the imperial army before finally being subdued and imprisoned in the central facility of Azys Lla. And now, millennia later, this immensely powerful entity threatens to awaken, his vengeful dreams disturbed by the careless ambitions of Archbishop Thordan VII. Topple the first pillar of the Warring Triad, or wheresoever his colossal shadow falls shall be visited by unthinkable catastrophe!

- Containment Bay S1T7

Level Requirement: Disciple of War or Magic level 60
Party Size: Eight players
Time Limit: 60 minutes
Quest: When the Bough Wakes
Prerequisites: Players must first complete the main scenario quest "As Goes Light, So Goes Darkness" and have also completed the quest "Gods of Eld.

- Containment Bay S1T7 (Extreme)

Level Requirement: Disciple of War or Magic level 60
Party Size: Eight players
Time Limit: 60 minutes
Quest: A Fiendish Likeness
Prerequisites: Players must first complete the quest "When the Bough Wakes."

I haven't found the press release higher resolution images yet Sad

mongi291 · **02-05-2016, 09:52 AM**

So you fight Sephirot in the very first quest? So basically we're gonna kill it with absolutely no build up first? Eh. While I like that they're going for a different direction than "random, probably unrelated stuff > buildup for the new primal/boss > trial", as a FF6 fanboy, I hope that at least the rest of the Warring Triad gets more than this.

Warren Castille · **02-05-2016, 10:07 AM**

(02-05-2016, 09:52 AM)mongi291 Wrote: So you fight Sephirot in the very first quest? So basically we're gonna kill it with absolutely no build up first? Eh. While I like that they're going for a different direction than "random, probably unrelated stuff > buildup for the new primal/boss > trial", as a FF6 fanboy, I hope that at least the rest of the Warring Triad gets more than this.

There's likely going to be some sort of quest leading up to the battle. 3.2 will presumably usher in more changes to Azys Lla like 3.1 did and it would be a huge waste to not actually discuss any of them in-game.

Kage · **02-05-2016, 10:11 AM**

Sephirot is connected to the quests that led to Bismarck EX and Ravana EX (though you do not have to actually defeat them.)

Check it out. He's the eikon for the -tree-like- races.

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Telluride · **02-05-2016, 11:50 AM**

Sephirot?

I'm gonna name change one of my alts to "Aeris' Revenge", queue for this CONTINUALLY, and end the fight every time with, "Payback's a #$%#@ , ain' it?"

Kage · **02-05-2016, 12:35 PM**

(02-05-2016, 11:50 AM)Telluride Wrote: Sephirot?

I'm gonna name change one of my alts to "Aeris' Revenge", queue for this CONTINUALLY, and end the fight every time with, "Payback's a #$%#@ , ain' it?"

Sephirot not Sephiroth.

Edit: And yes I know that it's just a transliteration difference.

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