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Fortinbras Carlyle · **04-22-2017, 04:03 PM**

Fort:

"Honor and glory" boy decides that, as far as motivations go, "coin and cleavage" works just as well. Things go...poorly.

Alternatively: Well, I failed out of the Naval academy. How hard can smuggling really be?

Herseur D'Sauveur · **04-22-2017, 05:11 PM**

Clinically depressed priest channels his impotent rage and accidentally becomes a radical Halonic terrorist.

Nako Vesh · **04-26-2017, 11:12 PM**

Dumb jock finds out life is hard in the big city.

Griffith! · **04-30-2017, 05:37 AM**

Orphaned kitten turns to crime, enjoys it immensely.

Rinh Panipahr · **05-04-2017, 03:15 AM**

Everything was going fine until somebody dropped a moon on her head on the worst birthday ever.

Red Dress · **05-07-2017, 11:47 PM**

Wrighting well no feed belly.

Arashin Kujqai · **05-08-2017, 01:50 AM**

Mum dad do the funky monkey from opposite races/tribes leaving orphan kid.
Orphan kid studies all forms of magic and picks up a rapier in the military.
Sexy librarian stereotype, doesn't realize he's basically a red mage or handsome.

\o/

Varinh · **05-08-2017, 02:31 AM**

Alcoholic goth bitch actively tries to get herself killed in the most dramatic ways possible.

Renata Lynn · **09-17-2017, 05:29 PM**

(Yes I know this thread was dead.)

Renata: Grumpy Imperial-hater is orphaned young in horrific way, drinks excessively, growls at Midlander, winds up engaged to him. Wedding soon.

Eorla: Grumplander's sweetheart cousin becomes doctor and midwife to Eorzean citizens, gets married, becomes widow. Still smiling.

Kieron Lohengrin · **09-17-2017, 09:10 PM**

Highlander schmuck gets stabbed with needles, learns how to make magic swords from a small child

Charce · **09-18-2017, 02:46 AM**

Charce: "Poor people are too expensive to take care of, so everyone was died and one asshole kid managed to survive was 'taken' in by another, much older asshole who was an even bigger asshole than said asshole and proceeded to ruin that asshole kid's life. And then the older asshole died."

Shona: Dotharl are dicks and he needed a new hobby after everyone died...so apparently stealing and extortion was the next step.

raret4 · **09-18-2017, 04:47 AM**

Atlus: Girly boy switches a living dad for a dead one and earns a samurai master who he trains with till he doesn't anymore, now he's wandering around for a purpose.

Zera: grown up as an orphan and thieves for a living.

Zwight: Garlean born Lalafell inventor discovers his peoples awful ways and moves to Ishgard where he changes his name to Zwight and proceeds to leave Ishgard in order to start his own magitek business that's going nowhere anytime soon.

Onion Knight · **09-18-2017, 07:34 PM**

Mfw I look at the backstory for my mi'qote paladin:
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Gene Treno · **09-18-2017, 08:16 PM**

Conveniently lucky smuggler finds cat girl inside a cargo crate.
Does nothing to notify authorities of slave traffickers.
Keeps cat girl safe and takes her in.
Cat girl disappears for some reason.
Has inner turmoil episode.
Goes off on vacation for 2 years.

Solistor · **09-25-2017, 11:45 PM**

It's high noonÂ

Grumpy elf shoots guns at bad guys

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