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g0ne · **07-27-2015, 07:17 AM**

No, we are not going to go into 'but why would my character even ask me that?'. Your character asked you to marry them. That is it.Â

How do you react? How do they behave? What sort of silliness unfolds?

I'll go first.Â

Eleni: I love you. Marry me, please! *hugs*

Me: Get off of me, Eleni.Â

Eleni: But I love you~!

Me: Shut up, Eleni.Â

Eleni: Am I not good enough?

Me: Eleni, you're drunk. Go home.Â

REJECTED!!Â

Now your turn!Â Bouncy

Virella · **07-27-2015, 09:17 AM**

I'd probably have an axe of a jealous highlander swung at me a second after she would ask.

LadyRochester · **07-27-2015, 09:20 AM**

I'd probably think she's on drugs.

No, seriously. She hates commitment, plus, she's already married (Ironically.)

Kurt S. · **07-27-2015, 09:22 AM**

Accept it and make the most of it and conveniently forget Kath was originaly a guy. I've designed them to be pretty damn tenacious in their own right. Declining would probably burn more energy/sec than accepting and coping.

Also not everyday your wife's a snowcap. Or a catgirl. Or a....whatever stereotype there is for au ra.

K'nahli · **07-27-2015, 09:44 AM**

Me:
"...if this is what you want, K'nahli.... for you, I will make this..... great sacrifice... (^///^) "

Sylentmana · **07-27-2015, 10:07 AM**

Any of my characters:Â "Marry me!"

Me:".......Ok"

Threndual · **07-27-2015, 10:21 AM**

I'd backhand him and then he'd backhand me back.

A series of Night of the Museum style slaps would then occur.

Berrod Armstrong · **07-27-2015, 10:25 AM**

Berrod: "Ey. Marry me."

Me: "Stop wasting time, Armstrong, if we get the ceremony done in the next twenty minutes we can start our honeymoon before the afternoon buffet. Go find the marrying guy, I'll get the edible underwear."

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Caden Agron: "Will ye Marry me?"

Me: "Do I get your brother too?"

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Rysswilf Platzensyn: "Give me your heart, sweet prince; that I may care for it all our days."

Me: "I'm going to buy a pair of panties and put them on JUST so I can drop them for you."

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Barabaen Bhaldfarrsyn: "Oi! Marry me!"

Me: "...I want a pre-nup."

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Nasam Himaa: "Marry me, outlander."

Me: *has already started running*

banndsand · **07-27-2015, 10:34 AM**

All of my characters asking at once: "Uh. Sure." *begins dreaming of how the strange harem would work*

Qaratolui: "I don't want to live in a cave. Also you're just too pointy. <.<"
Jakatolui: "This isn't some kind of scheme is it? Or are you just drunk?"
Zuzureji: "Are you even old enough to get married? How would this even work?! No."
Usynthuv: "Does this mean you think I'm cute? >////> I... Gah! *runs away*"

Edda · **07-27-2015, 11:08 AM**

Are you nuts? I'd marry Edda in a heartbeat. She's loaded, I'd never have to work again!

Cato · **07-27-2015, 11:57 AM**

Well, I certainly wouldn't complain...

**Unnamed Mercenary** · **07-27-2015, 12:11 PM**

My reaction: "... How much have you had to drink Franz? Maybe you should lie down for a while. I'll um...I'll see if I can contact your wife to pick you up."

13uddy · **07-27-2015, 12:15 PM**

Him:Â So, uh... Â You wanna get hitched?

Me:Â Someday.

Him:Â N.. Â No, I mean, do you want to marry me?

Me:Â I'm not a minister. Â But I can ask my brother, he can do it. Â Or maybe my brother-in-law, he's a preacher.

Him:Â NO! Â I mean do you want to get married to me! Â Us! Â Married to each other!

Me:Â Oh... Â I'm sorry, but no. Â

Him:Â Why not? Â Is it because I'm Hyur?

Me:Â No! Â Not at all. Â I'm just not into guys... Â Well, mostly. Â I mean, maybe if you were like Jack Harkness from "Doctor Who"...

Him:Â Get me a Fantasia!!

Me:Â Hold on, hold on! Â Why don't I introduce you to Lance? Â He's single, and you're more his type. Â Plus, he's got a really big...

Him:Â DUDE!

Me:Â ...house. Â He's got a really big house.

Him:Â Oh... Â Sorry, I thought...

Me:Â Yeah, I know what you thought. Â Get your mind out of the gutter. Â Geez!

Thorgar · **07-27-2015, 12:18 PM**

i dont have any female characters so for me it would be awkward lol

Makyn Loneseeker · **07-27-2015, 12:22 PM**

Makyn: Marry me.

Me:Â ... Bullshit.

Makyn: Yeeeppp.

Me: That's what I fucking thought.

Makyn can't even imagine asking Faith to marry him, so why me if he also doesn't swing that way? xD

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