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Might and Magitek
presents
The Sword & Skillet Tavern!
presents
The Sword & Skillet Tavern!
Date & Time: Every other Sunday, 7pm EST
Location: Goblet, Ward 6 - Plot 12
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"We had our Grand Opening, and the turnout literally split the seams of our house. It was a rousing good time, with plenty of high marks telling us that... We really need to do it more often! Now, technically, we're full time open for business whenever there's someone available to man the kitchen, but... Why not throw down for a regular night out with us, every weekend!"
"We're talkin' bar games. You know, drinking contests, card trickery, terrible joke tournaments.. There'll be one major game per night, but you're all welcome to bring whatever you think might be fun. Prizes regularly awarded, ranging from free booze to the most entertaining, all the way to sacks of gil for contest winners!"
"So, if you're looking to take a load off for a few hours, have a few laughs, make a new friend or enemy, come hit us up. Of course, if you're a regular customer who just wants your regular meal.. Never fear! This bar night will always be manned by at least one of our two chefs, who you already know and love."
Might & Magitek Management
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OOC: So, serious. It's been two months, we've had a number of people inquire as to when we're available for RP! I'll list some great times below, but this particular post is up to say that we'll be having a regular night every sunday, just for purpose of.. Well, those that want a gaggle of gathered groupies to gawk at their gallant... Ah.. Ah.. Geekiness. The idea is that it'll be a big group on these sundays, together for contests and drinking and fun, while the rest of the week is more for light social rp, bring a date out, that kind of thing.
As I sort them out, each new contest will go up in this post with it's rules and everything laid out for it, so it won't be too scary of a thing to go at. Prizes will range between 50,000 and 1,000,000, depending on the turnout of each event.. So bring friends! The more the merrier.
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Staff Availability:
Anton Borneheld: The head chef of the Sword & Skillet tavern, the guy who makes all the food, caters the things, wins the stuff, and in general tries hard to entertain.
Available pretty much every night after 8pm PST until roughly 5-6am PST. Weekends, usually available starting at around 3pm PST until 5-6am PST.
Kiipa Nulstat: The head honcho, the big cheese, the one that runs the tavern in the first place. She bakes a mean cake, too!
Generally somewhat around during the day, no real time set.
Inelaa Locte: Cute as a button, and has absolutely no fear of shouting out dirty jokes that she doesn't even understand! Yes, she knows how to serve a mean drink and cook one too!
Generally somewhat around during the day, no real time set.
Suna Rokuyari: Adorable little lizard-lady who loves to cook. Anton's miniature chef, currently in training, but more than capable of handling an order or two so long as one doesn't mind the occasional goof-up!
Up for grabs later on at night! Usually haunting the place after 8pm PST.
Katja Hoax: Filterless bartending babe. She makes her own alcohol, even!
Generally somewhat around during the day, no real time set.
Aurora Jhin: The kittiest of cats to serve behind the bar! She's got a good head for drinks and can make you something to dizzy you down right quick!
Around at odd times due to RL scheduling.
We are hiring, too! Feel free to inquire within. Beyond that, though, we are technically available at all times, but without one of us available, you'll have to make due with npc mammets. Yes, you can NPC out staff if you need to!
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Contests:
Suicide Shot Showdown!: Exactly like it sounds. Keep drinking until you can't drink no more, last man standing is the winner. Generally ran at the end of the night, as beyond this point, nobody's left to converse!
Everyone will /random. Totals will be added up to an amount determined by number of contestants, likely something similar to x*650. The closer to that number you are, the more drunk you are--Going over means you're out like a light! Of course, one might be able to drop that number by sneaking a water glass in, perhaps bribing the bartender...
Please, No More!: Quick one-off contest. It's called out, a few moments taken to think of a good joke, and the worst one--Not necessarily the raunchiest one, just the worst one wins a free drink.. Or four. Too many winners? Round of drinks on us! Exceptionally bad jokes get a drink named after the speaker!
Jokes do not have to be sexual in nature, or any sort of dirtiness. A bad joke is.. A bad joke. Ones that make you groan. What does a clock do when it gets hungry? It goes back four seconds!
Beer Pom: It’s like beer pong, but played with chocolate balls designed to look like Moogle Poms, all bright and colorful!
Winning team divides and plays again, and theoretically we should have a winner at that point! /random to throw your shot, and each number rolled decides what cup you can aim for, 0-9. The first few shots you throw, pretty much guaranteed.. But after that, it starts getting tricksy!
Food Walk: Get food. Get plate. Balance food on plate. Walk across the room.. With obstacles. Can also substitute drinks, snacks, eggs...
5-10 rolls total, depending on how drunk people are. Each roll has a higher threshold to beat. Could start at 100.. Then 200.. Etc. Easy!
Charades: Two teams. One contestant goes up, first team to guess correctly gets the point. Most points at the end, wins!
Contestant is picked out of both teams, ideally everyone will have gone at least once by the end. The challenge that the contestant has to act, without revealing words about the challenge itself--Sounds are okay, but nothing that drops the hint as to what it is straight away--is issued by /tell only. Cheaters will not be tolerated!
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