So not knowing where else to post this, but having to share it with the world, I bring to you Tzero Ondai's masterpiece: Primal Urges. I did not write this work of art, I am merely spreading its light to the world. ENJOY!
They say all across the land that all that you need
to conjure your desire is some faith and some creed
but I just can't master this eorzean art
cuz try as I might I can't summon your heart
But that's okay baby, my cup's still half-full
like half this fuckin server let's keep it casual
I'll be Good King Mog and I'll lower my guard
And you be Ravana so I can Thok that ast hard
If I was hung like Thordan would you be my girl
If you were leviathan would my dick be your whorl
I know you got your eyes on Sephirot and not me
But you haven't even seen my extreme Striking Tree
Titan's a beefcake, can't lie, I'm a fan
But when you're around he just can't be my man
So I would, if I could, break his heart just for you
But I don't think that I would survive his phase 2
CHORUS
I'll be Ifrit, hot as hellfire, get us a room
Feel my love erupt in you like a radiant plume
Do you have Limitless Blue balls, or are you dry as Void Ark?
Then let me slap your ass so hard it'll leave a Bismarck
So say yes to my ready check, baby don't be a fool
If you're down then the boss won't be the only thing I pull
No strings attached, you're not the cuddling type
You'll be gone like a healer after one Alex wipe
CHORUS
They say all across the land that all that you need
to conjure your desire is some faith and some creed
but I just can't master this eorzean art
cuz try as I might I can't summon your heart
But that's okay baby, my cup's still half-full
like half this fuckin server let's keep it casual
I'll be Good King Mog and I'll lower my guard
And you be Ravana so I can Thok that ast hard
If I was hung like Thordan would you be my girl
If you were leviathan would my dick be your whorl
I know you got your eyes on Sephirot and not me
But you haven't even seen my extreme Striking Tree
Titan's a beefcake, can't lie, I'm a fan
But when you're around he just can't be my man
So I would, if I could, break his heart just for you
But I don't think that I would survive his phase 2
CHORUS
I'll be Ifrit, hot as hellfire, get us a room
Feel my love erupt in you like a radiant plume
Do you have Limitless Blue balls, or are you dry as Void Ark?
Then let me slap your ass so hard it'll leave a Bismarck
So say yes to my ready check, baby don't be a fool
If you're down then the boss won't be the only thing I pull
No strings attached, you're not the cuddling type
You'll be gone like a healer after one Alex wipe
CHORUS
are you a wizard?
