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GloryRhodes · **01-09-2015, 05:33 PM**

The Sworn Swords of Ul'Dah

Would like to remind the citizenry

That Free Paladins are not Ul'Dahn Law Enforcement

Anelia Sadowyn

Is not a member of the Sultansworn

If she attempts to subdue or detain you

Please alert the nearest Brass Blades

Do Not Follow Her or Submit to Her Authority

If you see a Free Paladin impersonating Ul'Dahn Law Enforcement please inform legitimate authorities.

DO NOT ENGAGE THEM YOURSELF

FREE PALADINS ARE ARMED AND DANGEROUS

This advertisement paid for by:

The Sworn Swords of Ul'Dah, Paladins in Service to

Her Royal Majesty Nanamo Ul Namo, Sultana of Ul'Dah, Jewel of The Desert

Melkire · **01-09-2015, 05:45 PM**

Sworn Swords of Ul'Dah,

We would like to remind you that

You are not Ul'Dahn Law Enforcement

You are not Brass Blades.

If you attempt to subdue or detain Citizens
Outside your Jurisdiction

We will alert the proper authorities.

You are Glorified Bodyguards.

That is all.

Dear Citizenry, should you see a Sultansworn impersonating Ul'Dahn Law Enforcement, please inform your local Brass Blades.

DO NOT ENGAGE THEM YOURSELVES

SULTANSWORN ARE DERANGED AND DANGEROUS

This letter addressed to

The Sworn Swords of Ul'Dah

on behalf of

Our Constabulary

and

Our Military

McBeefâ„¢ · **01-09-2015, 05:49 PM**

"Law Enforcement" of Uldah,

We would like to remind you that

All true Authority comes from the will of the people

You are our Jailors.

If you attempt to subdue or detain citizens

We will inform you of our rights.

You are Glorified Hounds of Tyrants..

That is all.

Dear Citizenry, should you see a Brass Blade, Sultansworn, or Flame attemping to force their will upon others, please assume the protest position.

DO NOT ENGAGE THEM YOURSELVES

THEY ARE ALL MAD WITH POWER AND DANGEROUS

This letter addressed to

The People

on behalf of

The People

and

The Republic of Ul'dah Revolutionary Council

Gegenji · **01-09-2015, 05:55 PM**

Citizens of Ul'Dah,

We would like to remind you that

Hugs are pretty awesome.

Ya should stop all th' fightin'

'n feudin' 'n stuff!
Be frands!

Um... please?

Especially ya 'Sworn 'n Blades.
Yer both out ta halp people fer differin' reasons, right?
No need ta be fightin' each other!

So... um...

Yeah.

This letter addressed to

Everyone in Ul'Dah

on behalf of

A KoncerConserWorried Lalafell

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Kage · **01-09-2015, 06:03 PM**

Kage just reads and listens to all of the new announcements, shaking his head. The lalafell scoffs and throws the parchments into a random trash bin somewhere.

"No word from the Blades? Of course..."

Aduu Avagnar · **01-09-2015, 06:12 PM**

/em reads the posts and whistles.

"Glad I am not part of this."

Parvacake · **01-09-2015, 06:12 PM**

Lili looked down at the paper, followed with announcement after announcement. A frown creased her brow before she leaned back in her office chair with a sigh.

"Seems I relocated us just in time..."

McBeefâ„¢ · **01-09-2015, 06:18 PM**

(01-09-2015, 06:03 PM)Kage Wrote: Kage just reads and listens to all of the new announcements, shaking his head. The lalafell scoffs and throws the parchments into a random trash bin somewhere.

"No word from the Blades? Of course..."

A paper flutters and hits Kage in the Face.

Quote:
The Brass Blades of Ul'Dah

Would like to remind the citizenry

That we RUN this shit

If you have any issue with our conduct

We could care less

Please alert my boot,
as it kicks you in the cheek

WE DON'T CARE

DON'T BOTHER US WITH YOUR STUPID PROBLEMS

OR WE'LL BEAT YOU, THROW YOU IN JAIL, AND THEN CHARGE YOU FOR BEDSHEETS

This advertisement paid for by:

The Brass Blades,

DEAL WITH IT

Telluride · **01-09-2015, 06:20 PM**

Dear Uldan Authorities of all kinds,

Please keep bickering! Militaristic shenanigans and obvious public chicanery encourage the citizenry to seek distraction from the stress your disagreements bring to them. This helps to line the pockets of bards throughout Thanalan.

Yours,

The Bards of Eorzea.

P.S. - We take Requests.

P.P.S. - Momodi has ten times the personal power than any of you worthless thugs, politicos and rabble-rousers possess. Question this at your peril.

Aya · **01-09-2015, 06:23 PM**

Sworn Swords, Brass Blades,
Immortal Flames, Citizens, of Ul'dah,
Visitors, and Travelers to the Jewel of the Desert

We would like to inform you of where

You may find the best food and drinks in the city.

Buy a pint, or a glass today,

Share it with your friends, or meet new people!
Enjoy it over a freshly cooked and delicious meal,

And forget all the troubles of the day!

Everyone deserves a little fun,

Visit the Quick Sand Today!

Dear Citizenry, should you see a pretty barmaid
Serving drinks with cheery smiles:

PLEASE TIP HER GENEROUSLY

This letter addressed to

All the people of Ul'Dah
And all who may travel to or through Ul'dah

on behalf of

Momodi

and

All Her Friends

Kage · **01-09-2015, 06:40 PM**

The blue fiery haired lalafell is given another parchment to the face when he sees the advertisement by Aya.

He grins, thinking of peanuts and ale. Time for another pouch to be left behind!

Aaron · **01-09-2015, 06:51 PM**

Give me money.

*posts announcement*

Kellach Woods · **01-09-2015, 08:35 PM**

Kellach, grumbling after an escort had gone poorly due to the caravan master being heavily drunk on the job, or so he claims, had been staring at the Jewel of the Desert at war with interposed pamphlets. Not believing his eyes, he decided to have a bit of fun at their expense.

Without looking at their contents, he'd nicked three posters and had gone somewhere quiet to write on their backs. Once finished, he'd find a well-located board, place them side-by-side with his revisions and leave.

* * *

RESIDENTS OF UL'DAH

THESE PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENTS

ARE POLLUTING YOUR FAIR CITY.

HOW CAN THE JEWEL OF THE DESERT SHINE

IF IT IS WRAPPED IN PAPER

WHERE THE LIGHT OF THE SUN CANNOT STRIKE IT?

IF YOU HAVE A MODICUM OF RESPECT FOR YOUR CITY

MAKE SOMETHING USEFUL OUT OF THESE ANNOUNCEMENTS

LIKE PAPER FOR THE OUTHOUSE.

* Freeloaded for by the Yeomen Organization for Ul'dah

* * *

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN.

THE BRASS BLADES ARE NOTHING MORE

THAN EXCESSIVELY VIOLENT LAND PIRATES.

IF THEY DETAIN YOU

PAY THEM IN GIL

BECAUSE IT IS FOR COIN FIRST AND COUNTRY LAST.

IF YOU NEED HELP

CONTACT A SULTANSWORN

THOSE OF THE FLAME

OR AN ADVENTURER

EVEN IF THEY CANNOT HELP

THEY WILL AT LEAST LISTEN

UNLIKE A BRASS BLADE.

* Information gathered by the Association for the Restoration of Serenity and Etiquette

* * *

GENTLE FOLKS OF UL'DAH

THE QUICKSAND MAY HAVE MOMODI
WITH SMILE THE BRIGHTEST
AND A WONDERFUL WELCOMING WAITRESS.

THE PATRONS HAVE NO REGARD FOR LAW
THEY HAVE NO REGARD FOR ORDER
THEY BLATANTLY BRAG OF THEIR ACTIVITIES
BE IT SLAVE TRADE, KIDNAPPING AND MURDER.

IF YOU FIND YOURSELF
INSIDE THE QUICKSAND
SPEAK WITH THE STAFF, NOT WITH THE CHAFF.

* Mockingly placed by the High Order for Learning, Education and Study

Aaron · **01-09-2015, 08:42 PM**

GENTLE FOLKS OF UL'DAH

THE QUICKSAND MAY HAVE MOMODI
WITH SMILE THE BRIGHTEST
AND A WONDERFUL WELCOMING WAITRESS.

THE PATRONS HAVE NO REGARD FOR LAW
THEY HAVE NO REGARD FOR ORDER
THEY BLATANTLY BRAG OF THEIR ACTIVITIES
BE IT SLAVE TRADE, KIDNAPPING AND MURDER.

IF YOU FIND YOURSELF
INSIDE THE QUICKSAND
SPEAK WITH THE STAFF, NOT WITH THE CHAFF.

^ this

Aldotsk · **01-10-2015, 02:56 AM**

Anelia takes a look at the announcement and scoffed at the paper with a slight laugh.

"Oh boy, Teledji Adeledji will not be happy with me again this time. But especially when I am being accused of stealing their job..."

She thinks about it for a while when it was the last time she was in charge of arresting anyone. .... For a long while, none.

In fact, she only has only assisted the Sworns in arresting people. Not that she should be blamed for such.

She thought about it, and she can only think of one person's name in terms of pulling this stunt to post a public announcement.

"...Stone."

She sighed and took the announcement paper and slips it into her pocket. She needed to have a word with the rest of Sultansworns.

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