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Where does everyone poop. - McBeefâ„¢ - 10-02-2014

FFXIV is a large expansive world, but there is one thing it seems to lack, toilets. Not just toilets, no chamber pots, outhouses, latrines, etc.

How does your character deal with living in this strange toiletless world? Does anyone even poop in eorzea? Do miqote bury it like cats? Does it return to the aether like a slain primal?

Has anyone spotted an elusive toilet somewhere in the wild?

RE: Where does everyone poop. - Melodia - 10-02-2014

Damn it Nat! I was in the middle of a very important ERP meeting and now I am vexed by your question......

RE: Where does everyone poop. - McBeefâ„¢ - 10-02-2014

(10-02-2014, 11:29 AM)Rurutani Wrote: Damn it Nat! I was in the middle of a very important ERP meeting and now I am vexed by your question......

Remember if you wouldn't poop in public, you shouldn't poop in /say.

RE: Where does everyone poop. - Kage - 10-02-2014

... now I feel like I need to make a room in the FC house for toilets/latrines/something.

I JUST NPC THE TOILETS D:

RE: Where does everyone poop. - McBeefâ„¢ - 10-02-2014

(10-02-2014, 11:33 AM)Kage Wrote: ... now I feel like I need to make a room in the FC house for toilets/latrines/something.

I JUST NPC THE TOILETS D:

Wait, you poop on NPCs? You monster.

RE: Where does everyone poop. - Kage - 10-02-2014

No you doof. I just npc that toilets exist. :<

RE: Where does everyone poop. - Maril - 10-02-2014

I always suspected that these things here at nanawa mines were toilets for tiny people: http://puu.sh/bWrCj/19d60b6f90.jpg 

Maybe they removed that part of the anatomy? I mean they seem to have no problem with removing eyebrows and nipples..... D:

RE: Where does everyone poop. - CrookedTarot - 10-02-2014

(10-02-2014, 11:30 AM)Natalie Mcbeef Wrote:
(10-02-2014, 11:29 AM)Rurutani Wrote: Damn it Nat! I was in the middle of a very important ERP meeting and now I am vexed by your question......

Remember if you wouldn't poop in public, you shouldn't poop in /say.

YOU! You made my laugh and get weird looks at work! DazedLaughLaugh

RE: Where does everyone poop. - Kage - 10-02-2014

I can't follow Sastra's link T_T

What is it!

I must know where Kage can relieve himself. @_@

Or does he even need to.

RE: Where does everyone poop. - Melodia - 10-02-2014

(10-02-2014, 11:38 AM)Sastra Wrote: I mean they seem to have no problem with removing............and nipples..... D:


*Takes one knee and solemnly looks around*

This.....this folks, is the real tragedy. Won't you take 5 minutes while worrying about the toilet problem and tell them....tell those SE folks, we need our nipples back.

This has been a PSA brought to you by Nipple Awareness of Eorzea.
This was endorsed by no candidate and was paid for by private funds.

RE: Where does everyone poop. - Antain - 10-02-2014

Here you go, Kage!

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RE: Where does everyone poop. - Aldotsk - 10-02-2014

(10-02-2014, 11:28 AM)Natalie Mcbeef Wrote: FFXIV is a large expansive world, but there is one thing it seems to lack, toilets. Not just toilets, no chamber pots, outhouses, latrines, etc.

How does your character deal with living in this strange toiletless world? Does anyone even poop in eorzea? Do miqote bury it like cats? Does it return to the aether like a slain primal?

Has anyone spotted an elusive toilet somewhere in the wild?

Sultana's chair

Nat has done it.

RE: Where does everyone poop. - McBeefâ„¢ - 10-02-2014

(10-02-2014, 11:38 AM)Sastra Wrote: I always suspected that these things here at nanawa mines were toilets for tiny people: http://puu.sh/bWrCj/19d60b6f90.jpg 

Maybe they removed that part of the anatomy? I mean they seem to have no problem with removing eyebrows and nipples..... D:

That's why they're so bloated, it has nowhere to go. Eventually they explode.

RE: Where does everyone poop. - TheLastCandle - 10-02-2014

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RE: Where does everyone poop. - Kage - 10-02-2014

(10-02-2014, 12:00 PM)TheLastCandle Wrote: [Image: 8hkb3Bl.png]
...o.o! What items are those layered together?