Specials!
Food: Fried Octomammoth!
Hope you're hungry, this sucker's big. Each serving consists of either a head portion, which comes in small chopped-up chunks, fried down to serve as pseudo-meatballs.. Or a tentacle portion, cut up into slabs and quickly batter-fried to lock in that chewy texture, while still giving you a delightful crunch!

Drink: Anything spicy!
Now, this doesn't mean just the hot stuff. We've got a house-brew spiced rum, plenty of dragonsfire liqueur, and several drinks that can be made.. With peppers! Okay, so yes, mostly hot stuff.

Contest!
Part one: Jokes!
Bad jokes. Like, terrible jokes. That doesn't mean dirty jokes, it means.. Well, bad jokes. Like.. What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious. The joke that has people groaning the most, crowd pick, gets it's owner a small cash prize and a free round of drinks as chosen by them!
Part two: Drinks!
With the amusing success of the last drinking contest, it makes sense throw down another hangover-and-bad-idea inducing game of shots. On the one hand, you'll get plenty of free drinks.. But on the other, you've gotta drink until you're out cold! Or just, y'know, unable to stand up anymore. Certainly, a cash prize is to be had.. But there exists rumors of something more delectable hiding around there--Maybe something from the mystical, magical.. Moogle Shop! ohboy.