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RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Aaron - 05-19-2015

You know what they say, midgets run in packs.

RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Gegenji - 05-19-2015

(05-19-2015, 01:38 PM)Dogberry Wrote:
(05-19-2015, 01:32 PM)Gegenji Wrote:
(05-19-2015, 01:30 PM)Dogberry Wrote: Which I think sums up the relationship between you and I. "Too easy for me."

I think it's a little late to be trying to set standards on your relationships there, Dog.

Yeah, after Dhemgeim there's really no point, but I've made a few solid ground rules now: No wild animals or Coralites.

Please don't give people more reasons to try and join Coral, Dog, we're full up as it is.

RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Bryn - 05-19-2015

(05-19-2015, 01:36 PM)Kage Wrote:
(05-19-2015, 01:32 PM)Gegenji Wrote:
(05-19-2015, 01:30 PM)Dogberry Wrote: Which I think sums up the relationship between you and I. "Too easy for me."

I think it's a little late to be trying to set standards on your relationships there, Dog.
What standards?

I bet you two hate standards. Especially ones along the line of, "must be this tall to ride."

Which honestly explains more than a few things.

RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Aya - 05-19-2015

(05-19-2015, 01:30 PM)Dogberry Wrote: Which I think sums up the relationship between you and I. "Too easy for me."
Well, at least we know Dog's good at something: wishful thinking ^_^

Gotta be rough on a guy to only be liked for his legs.

RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Bryn - 05-19-2015

(05-19-2015, 01:44 PM)Aya Wrote:
(05-19-2015, 01:30 PM)Dogberry Wrote: Which I think sums up the relationship between you and I. "Too easy for me."
Well, at least we know Dog's good at something: wishful thinking ^_^

Gotta be rough on a guy to only be liked for his legs.

Yep.


All 3 of 'em.

RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Gegenji - 05-19-2015

(05-19-2015, 01:39 PM)Bryn Wrote:
(05-19-2015, 01:36 PM)Kage Wrote:
(05-19-2015, 01:32 PM)Gegenji Wrote:
(05-19-2015, 01:30 PM)Dogberry Wrote: Which I think sums up the relationship between you and I. "Too easy for me."

I think it's a little late to be trying to set standards on your relationships there, Dog.
What standards?

I bet you two hate standards. Especially ones along the line of, "must be this tall to ride."

Which honestly explains more than a few things.

Given the people Dog's slept with, having a "must be this tall to ride" sign would at least be an improvement.

RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Dogberry - 05-19-2015

(05-19-2015, 01:39 PM)Gegenji Wrote:
(05-19-2015, 01:38 PM)Dogberry Wrote:
(05-19-2015, 01:32 PM)Gegenji Wrote:
(05-19-2015, 01:30 PM)Dogberry Wrote: Which I think sums up the relationship between you and I. "Too easy for me."

I think it's a little late to be trying to set standards on your relationships there, Dog.

Yeah, after Dhemgeim there's really no point, but I've made a few solid ground rules now: No wild animals or Coralites.

Please don't give people more reasons to try and join Coral, Dog, we're full up as it is.

I know, The Coral Sea is one of the fastest growing FCs and full of fun loving, kind people. I'm sure some day those qualities will rub off on you.

RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Gegenji - 05-19-2015

(05-19-2015, 01:49 PM)Dogberry Wrote: I know, The Coral Sea is one of the fastest growing FCs and full of fun loving, kind people. I'm sure some day those qualities will rub off on you.

Thanks for the vote of confidence. It's nice to see you care about something beyond what new vice you can drown your sorrows into.

RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Dogberry - 05-19-2015

(05-19-2015, 01:52 PM)Gegenji Wrote:
(05-19-2015, 01:49 PM)Dogberry Wrote: I know, The Coral Sea is one of the fastest growing FCs and full of fun loving, kind people. I'm sure some day those qualities will rub off on you.

Thanks for the vote of confidence. It's nice to see you care about something beyond what new vice you can drown your sorrows into.

Thanks! Lately it's been primal killing. Turns out I'm awesome at it. Speaking of hobbies, a little witch recently told me you've joined a new club. They meet Thursday nights at The Drowning Wench, I hear. It's the "I Got Dumped By Memeli Meli" club. I thought that was you and Koporo I saw there on my last patrol.

RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Bryn - 05-19-2015

(05-19-2015, 01:49 PM)Dogberry Wrote:
(05-19-2015, 01:39 PM)Gegenji Wrote:
(05-19-2015, 01:38 PM)Dogberry Wrote:
(05-19-2015, 01:32 PM)Gegenji Wrote:
(05-19-2015, 01:30 PM)Dogberry Wrote: Which I think sums up the relationship between you and I. "Too easy for me."

I think it's a little late to be trying to set standards on your relationships there, Dog.

Yeah, after Dhemgeim there's really no point, but I've made a few solid ground rules now: No wild animals or Coralites.

Please don't give people more reasons to try and join Coral, Dog, we're full up as it is.

I know, The Coral Sea is one of the fastest growing FCs and full of fun loving, kind people. I'm sure some day those qualities will rub off on you.

I really don't think chachan's going to be growing any time soon, Dog. Even if he does want to meet your standards to ride.

RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Gegenji - 05-19-2015

(05-19-2015, 01:59 PM)Dogberry Wrote:
(05-19-2015, 01:52 PM)Gegenji Wrote:
(05-19-2015, 01:49 PM)Dogberry Wrote: I know, The Coral Sea is one of the fastest growing FCs and full of fun loving, kind people. I'm sure some day those qualities will rub off on you.

Thanks for the vote of confidence. It's nice to see you care about something beyond what new vice you can drown your sorrows into.

Thanks! Lately it's been primal killing. Turns out I'm awesome at it. Speaking of hobbies, a little witch recently told me you've joined a new club. They meet Thursday nights at The Drowning Wench, I hear. It's the "I Got Dumped By Memeli Meli" club. I thought that was you and Koporo I saw there on my last patrol.

Odd, I don't hang out at clubs where people mope about who broke up with them for a month and a half. Are you sure it was me? I'm sure if I had been there, Koporo would've been accusing me for ruining his life some more.

Also, don't call it a "patrol." Getting drunk on duty is not a patrol. I don't care what your father told you.

RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Dogberry - 05-19-2015

(05-19-2015, 02:01 PM)Bryn Wrote:
(05-19-2015, 01:49 PM)Dogberry Wrote:
(05-19-2015, 01:39 PM)Gegenji Wrote:
(05-19-2015, 01:38 PM)Dogberry Wrote:
(05-19-2015, 01:32 PM)Gegenji Wrote: I think it's a little late to be trying to set standards on your relationships there, Dog.

Yeah, after Dhemgeim there's really no point, but I've made a few solid ground rules now: No wild animals or Coralites.

Please don't give people more reasons to try and join Coral, Dog, we're full up as it is.

I know, The Coral Sea is one of the fastest growing FCs and full of fun loving, kind people. I'm sure some day those qualities will rub off on you.

I really don't think chachan's going to be growing any time soon, Dog. Even if he does want to meet your standards to ride.

Nonsense, all it takes is a little fertilizer and some regular watering!

And ah, Bryn, my dearest, my autumn flower, ma belle peche. If only I had both eyes to behold you. At least then I wouldn't have to feign having a blind spot for the sake of fairness when we spar.

RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Gegenji - 05-19-2015

(05-19-2015, 02:01 PM)Bryn Wrote: I really don't think chachan's going to be growing any time soon, Dog. Even if he does want to meet your standards to ride.

That would require:

a.) for Dogberry to have standards, and
b.) for me to want to meet his "standards to ride."

And considering he sleeps with a Highlander supremacist who can't even uphold her own standards by sleeping with another Highlander rather than going for the easy lay, I don't think either of those requirements are met.

RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Aaron - 05-19-2015

Why y'all gotta double team the berry? Lol

RE: Roast A Person Above You! - McBeefâ„¢ - 05-19-2015

(05-19-2015, 02:11 PM)Aaron Wrote: Why y'all gotta double team the berry? Lol

Because Aaron's sister was otherwise occupied.