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Mind reader! - g0ne - 07-10-2015
What if someone invented a mind reader? And what if that mind reader was used on you? What funny silliness would it reveal? :3
I'll start.
The most common thing that would be heard would be,
"Did you do X?" (Where X is usually an everyday task like locking the door or washing my hands, etc.)
"Yes."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes."
"Are you absolutely sure?"
"Yes!"
"Are you absolutely positively-"
"SHUT UP!!"
E'yup, that's me. xD
RE: Mind reader! - Nebbs - 07-10-2015
The mind reader concentrated, "I will just read your min.... Â wibble" *drool*
Nebbs pets the nice incoherent man and makes him comfortable, "There, there, you should not do that, at least not without some goggles. And don't worry the dancing frogs will stop singing soon."
RE: Mind reader! - Sigil.9054 - 07-10-2015
Mind Reader: ".......Wow, you're a horrible person, aren't you?"
Me: "That's what I keep telling the psychologists, but will they listen? Noooo!"
RE: Mind reader! - 13uddy - 07-10-2015
I honestly believe this is what would be seen/heard most of the time if anyone or anything could read my thoughts.
[youtube]8N_tupPBtWQ[/youtube]
That and:
"I wish my Green Lantern Ring/Sonic Screwdriver/Lightsaber was real".
RE: Mind reader! - Asmodean - 07-10-2015
Mind reader : "You are a real bastard. I mean, come on... you can't hate people that much.... can you?"
Me: "Work a weekend bar crowd night with three useless, slow wait staff, that make the manager have to bust their ass to keep the place running, while you are doing things they should be doing, while also having to deal with the worst humanity has to offer while they are drunk and dealing with food.... You would come to understand.
Mind reader: "... How do you turn that of?"
Me: "People online are easier to deal with. Also I don't happen to deal with their food orders. That helps a lot."
In real life, I'm a walking ball of anger. Once home and playing a game, I can just unwind, relaxed and enjoy myself.
RE: Mind reader! - Mae - 07-11-2015
Mae stares at the mind reader, who is laying on the floor and looking like his brain got fried, and slooowly shakes her head. "I warned you... so, which part got? The crazy part that's full of voices, or the part that's the result of not having a husband handy for over a month?"
The mind reader just continues to lay on the floor, occasionally twitching and smoke coming from his ears and eyes.