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RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - Videra - 03-01-2017
Highlander farmgirl finds parents murdered, runs away from home, takes up the sword and becomes incredibly edgy along the way. Later discovers the true power of being a social creature.
RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - Theryl - 03-17-2017
Ex-hooker robs employer and goes on a roadtrip.
RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - Lady Whiteraven - 03-20-2017
I was listening to the Labyrinth soundtrack on my way to work and I immediately thought of the worst way to position that film and figured I'd share it here.
Labyrinth:
"Wealthy older man with fetish for feathers and tight pants steals a small boy to win the affections of an underage girl."
RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - Faith Sauveterre - 03-20-2017
One for Each Muse
Faith Sauveterre
Foreigner Adventurer from another land cause that is completely original
Maetikoel Syhrkoensyn
Miqo'te tries to be a Roegydyn
Ashlyn Blake
20 and Pregnant
Simon Areobuck
Sick person demands to be treated like a normal person
Nobutsune Naeuri
Bullies from another country invaded home and killed the family you were supposed to protect...BEST GUARDIAN EVER
Winter Choir
Is Classy as Fuck
Romoka Diraoka
Crack is Wack!
S'kenta Tia
Kicked out of home by bullies. Kind of Bitter, but sort of over it
BONUS
W'rauqi Tia
Forgiveness? Nah Bad People Die cause who cares about them
RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - Amnesic - 03-20-2017
I think I've done Fe'lanah in here somewhere before, but I guess I'll update it for the other two characters.
Duke Rhett: Insanely rich man claiming to come from mythical lands, likes tricking people.
A'ih: Clingy Miqo'te servant trained in self-control following an irrational concept of debt.
Myrrh Redleaf: Traumatized adolescent acts as professional crook with a bare minimum of morals.
RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - Silfur - 03-20-2017
Purple cat pisses everyone off.
...On second thought, that's a perfect description.
RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - Roh - 04-14-2017
Kid from smarty pants family is comparably dumb. Angst and competition ensue. Kid sets out to make a name for themself in Big City by being a Potion Person. Doesn't make name. Obtains alcohol. Becomes almost 30 with no mate or kids. Cries at home a lot and sorta turns into a prickly asshole. May or may not sell unregulated alchemy stuff to seedy characters to make ends meet.
RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - Hyakki - 04-15-2017
Small child aspires to become vagrant axe-murderer, succeeds.
RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - Solenne - 04-15-2017
Solenne: Former heretic-smuggler attempts to conquer the world.
Michaux: Recovering drug addict makes bad choices forever.
Tatsu: Full-time cutie is actually a genius and would be really lethal if she wasn't so busy being nice all the time.
Bast: He knows all your secrets. All of them. That is all.
Lucien: Former shithead runs afoul of Elementals and loses autonomy, gains new personality.
Bren'li: Acrobat-turned-assassin gives up everything for love.
Nahla: Smol moon catte has promising future in music but prefers to steal shit.
Noriyasu: Everything was going great until his best friend killed him.
RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - SafetyGoggles - 04-15-2017
Sayuri Kanno: "Oh boohoo, everyone you knew is dead!" (Rocket Racoon voice)
Claire Hargrave: Odd girl gets picked on in orphanage, enacts revenge by throwing oatmeal and building some really cool shit.
Alexa Rose: So... you have the implanted memories of someone you may or may not be, except those memories were false, your ex-girlfriend got split into three different people, and your former Master made Victor Frankenstein look quaint by comparison. Also; voidsent.
RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - Biscuit_Egi - 04-15-2017
And lo' did Nymeia gaze down upon the newborn, and did declare 'you're gonna have a bad time'.
AKA. Catboy rolls druid. Forgets to put points into wisdom.
RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - gazzsalad - 04-19-2017
Scrapper catte continues to get hurt trying to climb the tall races.
RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - GhostlyMaiden - 04-21-2017
Gwenyth Clateur:
"You're going to run this company when your mother and I die. It'll probably be a pretty terrible death too, who knows!"
"No."
THE END
RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - Pip - 04-21-2017
J'loh Tia: Proud son of hooker assassin fails his way to the lowest-middle.
Geofferaut Derosiers: Wouldn't Dexter and Hannibal Lecter be even cooler with negative charisma stats and a religious zealot supporting cast? No? Damn.
RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - Sinandata - 04-22-2017
Panther:
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