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RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - Fortinbras Carlyle - 04-22-2017
Fort:
"Honor and glory" boy decides that, as far as motivations go, "coin and cleavage" works just as well. Things go...poorly.
Alternatively: Well, I failed out of the Naval academy. How hard can smuggling really be?
RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - Herseur D'Sauveur - 04-22-2017
Clinically depressed priest channels his impotent rage and accidentally becomes a radical Halonic terrorist.
RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - Nako Vesh - 04-26-2017
Dumb jock finds out life is hard in the big city.
RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - Griffith! - 04-30-2017
Orphaned kitten turns to crime, enjoys it immensely.
RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - Rinh Panipahr - 05-04-2017
Everything was going fine until somebody dropped a moon on her head on the worst birthday ever.
RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - Red Dress - 05-07-2017
Wrighting well no feed belly.
RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - Arashin Kujqai - 05-08-2017
Mum dad do the funky monkey from opposite races/tribes leaving orphan kid.
Orphan kid studies all forms of magic and picks up a rapier in the military.
Sexy librarian stereotype, doesn't realize he's basically a red mage or handsome.
\o/
RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - Varinh - 05-08-2017
Alcoholic goth bitch actively tries to get herself killed in the most dramatic ways possible.
RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - Renata Lynn - 09-17-2017
(Yes I know this thread was dead.)
Renata: Grumpy Imperial-hater is orphaned young in horrific way, drinks excessively, growls at Midlander, winds up engaged to him. Wedding soon.
Eorla: Grumplander's sweetheart cousin becomes doctor and midwife to Eorzean citizens, gets married, becomes widow. Still smiling.
RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - Kieron Lohengrin - 09-17-2017
Highlander schmuck gets stabbed with needles, learns how to make magic swords from a small child
RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - Charce - 09-18-2017
Charce: "Poor people are too expensive to take care of, so everyone was died and one asshole kid managed to survive was 'taken' in by another, much older asshole who was an even bigger asshole than said asshole and proceeded to ruin that asshole kid's life. And then the older asshole died."
Shona: Dotharl are dicks and he needed a new hobby after everyone died...so apparently stealing and extortion was the next step.
RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - raret4 - 09-18-2017
Atlus: Girly boy switches a living dad for a dead one and earns a samurai master who he trains with till he doesn't anymore, now he's wandering around for a purpose.
Zera: grown up as an orphan and thieves for a living.
Zwight: Garlean born Lalafell inventor discovers his peoples awful ways and moves to Ishgard where he changes his name to Zwight and proceeds to leave Ishgard in order to start his own magitek business that's going nowhere anytime soon.
RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - Onion Knight - 09-18-2017
Mfw I look at the backstory for my mi'qote paladin:
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RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - Gene Treno - 09-18-2017
Conveniently lucky smuggler finds cat girl inside a cargo crate.
Does nothing to notify authorities of slave traffickers.
Keeps cat girl safe and takes her in.
Cat girl disappears for some reason.
Has inner turmoil episode.
Goes off on vacation for 2 years.
RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - Solistor - 09-25-2017
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Grumpy elf shoots guns at bad guys