Professional holdups for sale!* From roadside robberies and backstreet kidnappings, to the old-fashioned wagon heist or that small but riveting caravan raid you've always dreamed of. Flexible and willing to work with you to ensure that you and yours get exactly what you want from the service; freeform or roll-based, rough handling or scot-free, near miss or a narrow escape, one-time encounter or recurring conflict. The only condition: scenarios with a reasonable balance of risk for reward.
To arrange an act of larceny** today, or for career opportunities as a partner in crime, PM Tassin Duval or reach me through Skype as "Signal-Walrus," no punctuation.
* No actual payments necessary
** Felonies available upon request, at an additional imaginary fee
To arrange an act of larceny** today, or for career opportunities as a partner in crime, PM Tassin Duval or reach me through Skype as "Signal-Walrus," no punctuation.
* No actual payments necessary
** Felonies available upon request, at an additional imaginary fee
