Timing is everything, he thought to himself.
The thought jarred him, and he shifted on the mattress, blinking in the dark, and sighing in brief content at the softness of the mattress beneath him; it molded to his shoulders, though there was a dip in the left side of it, warmer than the right. That was as it should have been; he could hear the light breathing of the figure next to him, which, apparently, was now the benefactor of almost the entire bedspread. He smiled, unseen, for that, too was fine; the cool air was what he preferred at the moment, pulling the night's heat from his skin. Twelve bless the Ruby Carbuncle for not only hosting a rollicking night of drinking, but for having such a decadent and delightful hot spring, and perfectly comfortable beds. Too damnably comfortable, maybe, for a man who had slept on the ground more than most people sat on it.
But yes, timing. If he'd acted ten minutes faster, last night, he might have won himself a little monkey pet and the pink cap of the Carnival King, but time waits for no man, no matter what a protected fool he might be. He'd have performed a little dance and ditty inspired by the sublime silliness of the storyteller's session, which still rolled through his head like a stormcloud, keeping him from relaxing:
"You've seen the rest, now watch the best, and clap your hands at my behest...
So sing along and give a chance to the Frantic Sticky Marmot Dance!
Pink Sorceresses are fun to chase, but they'll summon waffles to your place...
And you, my friends, would also dance, when you're covered entire with spiders and ants!
So now before I spread my wings, and run off to find tastier things,
I offer you all this one last chance, to join in the Sticky Marmot Dance!"
Gods, the little ditty would not stop. He glanced to his side, trying to make out the form of his companion, but it was still too dark to make her out clearly. No matter; she still breathed peacefully. He reached out and rubbed a lock of her hair between his fingers, taking pleasure at the sensation. Her hair still carried the scent of spring water and light traces of the ash that once was his hat, which was now safely burned, hopefully having carried away with it his poor luck at the drinking contest. With any luck, that rowdy highland woman would cease to pester him with her need for revenge, though he felt a pang at the idea of the blind female harassing the contest's winner.
The ditty continued echoing through his head. He squeezed his eyes shut, pulled a pillow over his head. No change. He sighed, once and deeply, and pushed himself from the bed, naked in the darkness. His partner did not stir more than to take a deeper breath of her own. It sounded happy, and pouty, both at once.
The little chair in the corner seemed twice as far in the darkness as it should have been, but a cool draft there welcomed him no less than would a host of angels. He sat, feeling the air waft over his bare skin, much the opposite of the sensation of hot water and loud camaraderie in the downstairs springs, mere hours before.
He laid his head back, and found the back of the chair surprisingly comfortable. He swallowed; the air was just as cool and comforting in his throat.
Something had to combat that damned song in his head.
He started humming to himself, hopefully too soft to be heard, mentally reciting instead a song he had written for himself, and sympathetic audiences, a moon ago, a smooth and lilting tune:
"There once was a day I was but a traveling man
The paths in the Shroud lead from where I used to stand
I'll never forget those days; I see them as clear as glass
With ramblers, and gamblers, that's how I spent my past
Some call me a fool, they say that it's just a dream
To think I can live in a series of idle schemes
But, love, if you ask me why, I'll throw a kiss and say goodbye
For this is my time, and I've already crossed the line.
I've learned to work the evening crowds
I can show them just how to feel
I'll drink rum cocktails all night long
And find a heart to steal
You all forgot all the heroes of the world
So, I'll take the name that I choose
If Uldah's Sultana can be three fulms tall,
Then I'm the King of Fools.
I'll show her the waltz, and hold her in passion's dance
To give her a taste of what she'll call true romance
I'll share all I know and love, if she can be kind
Libations, sensation, to bedevil the mind
I stride like an emperor, through alley and street
Lay charms on these ladies, languid and bittersweet
I go up when the sun goes down, play a tavern in every town
Make this world my own, every stop is a home, sweet home
I've learned to work the evening crowds
I can show them just how to feel
I'll drink rum cocktails all night long
And find a heart to steal
You all forgot all the heroes of the world
So, I'll take the name that I choose
If Uldah's Sultana can be three fulms tall,
Then I'm the King of Fools.
This is the night, when I'll be the leading man
I'll take one more drink as I approach the stand
I cried as I wrote this song, you'll understand if I play too long
This minstrel is free, to be what he wants to be
I've learned to work the evening crowds
I can show them just how to feel
I'll drink rum cocktails all night long
And find a heart to steal
You all forgot all the heroes of the world
So, I'll take the name that I choose
If Uldah's Sultana can be three fulms tall,
Then I'm the King of Fools."
The thought jarred him, and he shifted on the mattress, blinking in the dark, and sighing in brief content at the softness of the mattress beneath him; it molded to his shoulders, though there was a dip in the left side of it, warmer than the right. That was as it should have been; he could hear the light breathing of the figure next to him, which, apparently, was now the benefactor of almost the entire bedspread. He smiled, unseen, for that, too was fine; the cool air was what he preferred at the moment, pulling the night's heat from his skin. Twelve bless the Ruby Carbuncle for not only hosting a rollicking night of drinking, but for having such a decadent and delightful hot spring, and perfectly comfortable beds. Too damnably comfortable, maybe, for a man who had slept on the ground more than most people sat on it.
But yes, timing. If he'd acted ten minutes faster, last night, he might have won himself a little monkey pet and the pink cap of the Carnival King, but time waits for no man, no matter what a protected fool he might be. He'd have performed a little dance and ditty inspired by the sublime silliness of the storyteller's session, which still rolled through his head like a stormcloud, keeping him from relaxing:
"You've seen the rest, now watch the best, and clap your hands at my behest...
So sing along and give a chance to the Frantic Sticky Marmot Dance!
Pink Sorceresses are fun to chase, but they'll summon waffles to your place...
And you, my friends, would also dance, when you're covered entire with spiders and ants!
So now before I spread my wings, and run off to find tastier things,
I offer you all this one last chance, to join in the Sticky Marmot Dance!"
Gods, the little ditty would not stop. He glanced to his side, trying to make out the form of his companion, but it was still too dark to make her out clearly. No matter; she still breathed peacefully. He reached out and rubbed a lock of her hair between his fingers, taking pleasure at the sensation. Her hair still carried the scent of spring water and light traces of the ash that once was his hat, which was now safely burned, hopefully having carried away with it his poor luck at the drinking contest. With any luck, that rowdy highland woman would cease to pester him with her need for revenge, though he felt a pang at the idea of the blind female harassing the contest's winner.
The ditty continued echoing through his head. He squeezed his eyes shut, pulled a pillow over his head. No change. He sighed, once and deeply, and pushed himself from the bed, naked in the darkness. His partner did not stir more than to take a deeper breath of her own. It sounded happy, and pouty, both at once.
The little chair in the corner seemed twice as far in the darkness as it should have been, but a cool draft there welcomed him no less than would a host of angels. He sat, feeling the air waft over his bare skin, much the opposite of the sensation of hot water and loud camaraderie in the downstairs springs, mere hours before.
He laid his head back, and found the back of the chair surprisingly comfortable. He swallowed; the air was just as cool and comforting in his throat.
Something had to combat that damned song in his head.
He started humming to himself, hopefully too soft to be heard, mentally reciting instead a song he had written for himself, and sympathetic audiences, a moon ago, a smooth and lilting tune:
"There once was a day I was but a traveling man
The paths in the Shroud lead from where I used to stand
I'll never forget those days; I see them as clear as glass
With ramblers, and gamblers, that's how I spent my past
Some call me a fool, they say that it's just a dream
To think I can live in a series of idle schemes
But, love, if you ask me why, I'll throw a kiss and say goodbye
For this is my time, and I've already crossed the line.
I've learned to work the evening crowds
I can show them just how to feel
I'll drink rum cocktails all night long
And find a heart to steal
You all forgot all the heroes of the world
So, I'll take the name that I choose
If Uldah's Sultana can be three fulms tall,
Then I'm the King of Fools.
I'll show her the waltz, and hold her in passion's dance
To give her a taste of what she'll call true romance
I'll share all I know and love, if she can be kind
Libations, sensation, to bedevil the mind
I stride like an emperor, through alley and street
Lay charms on these ladies, languid and bittersweet
I go up when the sun goes down, play a tavern in every town
Make this world my own, every stop is a home, sweet home
I've learned to work the evening crowds
I can show them just how to feel
I'll drink rum cocktails all night long
And find a heart to steal
You all forgot all the heroes of the world
So, I'll take the name that I choose
If Uldah's Sultana can be three fulms tall,
Then I'm the King of Fools.
This is the night, when I'll be the leading man
I'll take one more drink as I approach the stand
I cried as I wrote this song, you'll understand if I play too long
This minstrel is free, to be what he wants to be
I've learned to work the evening crowds
I can show them just how to feel
I'll drink rum cocktails all night long
And find a heart to steal
You all forgot all the heroes of the world
So, I'll take the name that I choose
If Uldah's Sultana can be three fulms tall,
Then I'm the King of Fools."
"But in the laugh there was another voice. A clearer laugh, an ironic laugh. A laugh which laughs because it chooses not to weep."