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02-23-2015, 04:07 PM
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02-23-2015, 11:37 PM

"Well gee-fuckin'-willickers, I want in on this shebang, I always wanted to be told how great I am by a witch..."


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omg a tiny chris ref!!! xD ]]


Cliodhna scanned over the advertisement, brows raised. "Well..." She mused aloud after a moment. "At least she's pandering to the skeptics as well." Shaking her head slightly, light smile on her tinted lips; she debated if it was time to call in a promised session with the "sham fortune teller."

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12-09-2015, 07:20 PM
Ajisai read the advertisement with pointed interest. The Eorzeans did have a strange way with words, and spreading information... Though it was enough to catch his own eye, so he supposed it was effective practice. 

Besides that, the prospect of meeting a native diviner was much too alluring to ignore. Ajisai tilted his head back to gulp back the ale from the last half of his mug, before setting it back on the table. "Let's pay her a visit, then."
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12-10-2015, 10:03 AM
Rihxo's brows furrowed as she read over the advertisement. "This... certainly is something," she mused quietly. She tapped a finger on her chin in thought. I know it's probably fake, but I can't help but be a little curious! In any case, I guess I'll have to check it out... if for no reason to see if this is a sham, heh.


At the thought, Rihxo turned on a heel and walked away from the board. I suppose I can go and pay her a visit.

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