Ahem, greetings, literate denizens of (Fill your city state here), it is I, gillionaire and overall pretty radical person: Flynt the Hyena.
I come to you with an offer you probably can refuse, but I am the lone proprietor of the Friday Night Fisticuffs, where I would be funded by my old company, which by now is made rather well known that it has disbanded and terminated my services. As any Grindstone regular would know, I am proficient with twin blades and my bare hands, dabbling in the natural arcane arts of Jinshmootsusamawhatsit. I'm seeking any and all work that can employ the use of a dastardly efficient gentleman-at-arms such as myself. I've assisted in the reclamation of the Carteneau Flats on behalf of the Immortal Flames, and have also taken part in numerous Primal suppression missions through private contracts. Pay is negotiable, I simply need to put food on my nonexistent table (Ha ha, get it, because I'm homeless). Please do not hesitate to take a tab with my linkpearl frequency attached below. It will be a pleasure serving you, whomever you may be.
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