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Aya · **05-08-2015, 01:41 PM**

(05-08-2015, 11:14 AM)Dogberry Wrote: "Tell 'em the story of how you got your legs!"

Sure, let me just relive the most horrifying and painful thing that's ever happened to me for your amusement.

YOURE WELCOME.

Everyone just wants to hear stories of your heroics, silly Roegadyn!

Virella · **05-08-2015, 01:44 PM**

"Why did Ishgard not join the battle of Carteneau?"

Yap. So tired, oh so tired of hearing that.

Melodia · **05-08-2015, 01:52 PM**

*states she is an open marriage*

"But aren't you married?"

"Did you get permission from your wife?"

Â Frustrated

D'aito Kuji · **05-08-2015, 02:09 PM**

"Get out of Gridania you damn dirty cat!"

"You're not one of those poachers are you?"

"Are you a tribal or city Miqo'te?"

"Stand up" (I am usually already standing)

"Aren't you a little short for a marauder?"

"Want me to get that for you?"

"Do you want a booster seat?"

"Can I touch your tail?"

"Can I touch your ears?"

"Can I see your ax (sword, shield, etc)?"

"Do you purr?"

"How high can you jump?"

"I can tell by the way your tail looks that you are in a good (bad) mood."

"Do you have fangs? Â I thought Miqo'te had fangs.

"Your ears look more like fox ears instead of cat ears."

"Is it true that you can't wear spectacles because Miqo'te are missing ears on the side of their head?"

"Is there a secret Miqo'te language that only Miqo'te understand?"

"Will you be here in the morning?"

"Are baby Miqo'te called kittens?"

"Can I be your Nuhn for the night?"

"I know some Miqo'te are sensitive about their mating practices but could you explain...?"

"If the breeding male is your sire, and you want to have children, does that mean...?"

Ruran · **05-08-2015, 02:16 PM**

"Please, just call me [name]!" in response to Locke using 'miss', 'ma'am' or 'sir'.

Just let him be polite!

Aaron · **05-08-2015, 04:01 PM**

"Aaron is emo"

Maia · **05-08-2015, 04:29 PM**

"Host Club? Isn't that like a brothel?"

Flashhelix · **05-08-2015, 04:32 PM**

"Why's your cat so fat?"
"What are you feeding him?"
"Sir, it keeps chewing on my foot, can you make it stop?"
"Oh dear gods, my leg!"

also
"How'd you lose the eye?"
Not because he doesn't like to talk about it but he can never remember which lie to tell about it

ChewableMorphine · **05-08-2015, 04:42 PM**

"...So is like... y-your junk... is that made of metal too?"

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Dogberry · **05-08-2015, 04:49 PM**

(05-08-2015, 01:41 PM)Aya Wrote:
(05-08-2015, 11:14 AM)Dogberry Wrote: "Tell 'em the story of how you got your legs!"

Sure, let me just relive the most horrifying and painful thing that's ever happened to me for your amusement.
YOURE WELCOME.

Everyone just wants to hear stories of your heroics, silly Roegadyn!

Getting your legs bitten off isn't a heroic story! He has plenty of better stories! XD

Bryn · **05-08-2015, 04:56 PM**

"Is that your natural hair colour?"

Bryn: "Yes."

"What about your eyes?"

Bryn: "They're natural, too."

"What ab--"

Bryn: "Yes."

"You're very pale for a Highlander."

Bryn: " ... Thank you?"

"You're very reasonable for a 'Mhigan."

Bryn: *Resists acting upon fantasy of removing speaker's head, wearing it as a trophy on her belt for her foes to look upon and despair.* " ......... Thank you."

Hyrist · **05-08-2015, 05:10 PM**

I love this thread. I'm going to use it as a guideline for all of the questions Hyrist asks people.

Using Bryn as an example.

Hyrist "Is it true...?"

Bryn: *exasperatedly* "Yes.."

Hyrist: "(So they ARE flotation devices...) Hey, then how do you ever drown?"

Hyrist tends to be the one that asks the annoying questions. For instance, a pair of friends in the Free Company he works for gets married and he had the gall to ask. "What do you get when you mix a Duskweight with a Midlander anyways?" With genuine curiosity and enthusiasm.

Spethah · **05-08-2015, 05:14 PM**

"Careful around her, she might set you on fire." - She doesn't and actually hasn't, but that doesn't mean she hasn't thought about it. She tends to think about it to stop her getting angry. Â

"She's probably blown herself up again." - Only happened once and not one person has let it down yet.Â

"What do you mean you don't have real arms? They're right there." And then proceeds to point. If she answers that they're prostheses then it's "Oh, how did you lose them then?"

Aya · **05-08-2015, 05:14 PM**

(05-08-2015, 04:49 PM)Dogberry Wrote: Getting your legs bitten off isn't a heroic story! He has plenty of better stories! XD

Losing your legs in a victory over a primal is ridiculously heroic!!Â And he can use it to lead into other tales of heroism if he wanted! Smile

***Maril*** · **05-08-2015, 05:15 PM**

(05-08-2015, 11:00 AM)Nvelhi Tia Wrote: "N'velhi stop picking on the new guys."
"Velhi stop picking your nose."
"N'velhi stop scratching your groin in public."
"N'velhi stop urinating against trees."
"I have no idea what you just said. That's too much of a Limsan accent."
"N'velhi stop setting off smoke bombs in peoples' houses."
"Why do you only use one of your blades? You're twice as strong with two."
[Anyone using a throwing knife]
"N'velhi stop fucking up so much."
"What was it like being a Nunh?"
"Velhi stop baring your fangs at people you don't know."

Velhi, stop throwing bottles at random girls in public.
Velhi, stop punching your co-workers.
Velhi, stop going to the sparring room without spotters to vent your frustration against people so you wont get in trouble, because it's getting you in trouble! -.-'

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