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McBeefâ„¢ · **07-17-2014, 12:04 PM**

This is gonna be good! Hopefully everyone is still alive after the poison plot (Jin'li cackles in backround).

One more thing. One of the contests will involve a special stat. So for each of your character please give me a number that represents the theoretical number of mcdonalds dollar menu cheeseburgers they could eat in a single sitting if you took them to one in real life. This should be an average, so don't pick a number they could only eat if they were starving.

This statistic will be known as Burgerocity.

For example Natalie's Burgerocity (though sadly I'll be playing an alt instead of having her there) is 6.

**Unnamed Mercenary** · **07-17-2014, 12:13 PM**

Fran'z burgerocity ((I don't think I have a way to think of this without cracking up)) is maybe....7? That's assuming an empty stomach, but not starving. He'd probably feel sick afterwards. If he'd been having normal sized meal at regular increments, it'd be more realistically around 4-5. Gotta watch that figure.

Edit: Damn! Those other highlanders can eat! -pokes self- Better work on that.

Whittledown · **07-17-2014, 12:16 PM**

I'd put Hornet at about an 8 for Burgerocity on an average day.

Edit: Starving would be 14.

Of course it's entirely moot because Hornet wouldn't eat McDonalds anyway.

Warren Castille · **07-17-2014, 12:18 PM**

Have you SEEN Warren? He's gotta be at an 11 on the Burgerocity scale.

If we're talking McDoubles, he drops to a 6 or 7.

Coatleque · **07-17-2014, 12:18 PM**

Well, if I go off myself I'd have to say maybe 8 to 10.
As a highlander female in shape, I'd say Crofte's is 4.

Roen · **07-17-2014, 12:18 PM**

Hmm. Yeah my highlander watches her figure.

I'd say 3.

Hiro · **07-17-2014, 12:20 PM**

Hnnnggg I guess 5 or 6 :3

Berrod Armstrong · **07-17-2014, 12:22 PM**

I'd set Berrod to 16, but only because he'd toss the bread and veggies and eat just the meat.

Oscare · **07-17-2014, 12:26 PM**

Should I join...
Or shouldn't I?
Choices, choices.
So many choices.
-- A poem by me.

Sign me up, Oscare totally hits at like 12 for burgerocity. This is counting everything you can put on it too (extra bacon or bust). 14 on an empty stomach.

Berrod Armstrong · **07-17-2014, 12:28 PM**

(07-17-2014, 09:51 AM)Whittledown Wrote:
(07-17-2014, 09:06 AM)Berrod Armstrong Wrote: I'm tempted to throw Berrod in there as a hot potato.
He'll be sweaty and gross after the Grindstone maybe.
I'll just watch as all the ladies hope they don't get paired with him.
Eh, sign me up, I don't need sleep!

Excuse me? Â

*coughs*

Correction, watch as Hornet arranges the convenient injury of some poor girl who didn't want to get the sweaty redhead dude anyway.

Mae · **07-17-2014, 12:31 PM**

Hrm. On a day where Kara was able to keep her normal eating habits (which includes almost hourly snacking), she'd be a one. Day where she wasn't allowed to snack at all, it would probably be five.

The Gardener... zero. She's a vegetarian. She's probably consume 75% of the Apple Pie-chart, though.

Whittledown · **07-17-2014, 12:34 PM**

(07-17-2014, 12:28 PM)Berrod Armstrong Wrote:
(07-17-2014, 09:51 AM)Whittledown Wrote:
(07-17-2014, 09:06 AM)Berrod Armstrong Wrote: I'm tempted to throw Berrod in there as a hot potato.
He'll be sweaty and gross after the Grindstone maybe.
I'll just watch as all the ladies hope they don't get paired with him.
Eh, sign me up, I don't need sleep!

Excuse me? Â

*coughs*

Correction, watch as Hornet arranges the convenient injury of some poor girl who didn't want to get the sweaty redhead dude anyway.

Hornet breaks ankles as well as hearts. Heart

Roen · **07-17-2014, 12:44 PM**

My Highlander will happily let her burgers get cold while watching the Highlander men eat theirs.

As long as they are shirtless.

(she will throw the match as long as she has great scenery)

Kage · **07-17-2014, 01:04 PM**

Kage eats like me.

So.... um... can I get a good estimate of what kind of stuff is in the burger? I never ate a burger at mcdonalds... Is it like a double double? Smaller?

As big as you can make it at Five Guys?

@_@

Umami burger? (so somewhat on the small side)
[Image: umami-burger-the-original-1.jpg?w=3000&h=4000]

[Image: umami-burger-the-original-1.jpg?w=3000&h=4000]

Or The Counter where I have to like... press my hand down on the burger, use a knife to cut it in half and then start eating?

C'kayah Polaali · **07-17-2014, 01:09 PM**

C'kayah's Burgosity score is probably 5

Setoh's is 0. He is an extremely finicky eater.

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