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McBeefâ„¢ · **07-17-2014, 01:13 PM**

This hamburger.

Kage · **07-17-2014, 01:15 PM**

Well... damn.

With buns... I'd say 8. Without buns it'd be like 13.

I know I know portions. FUCK PORTIONS. ; ;

**Unnamed Mercenary** · **07-17-2014, 01:26 PM**

Dear gods....if I'm to keep things to scale with the other people Merc's size, I'm gonna have to adjust him to like, a 10 in burgerocity and maybe 12 starving.

...you're all gonna make him fat. Terrible people. /joke

McBeefâ„¢ · **07-17-2014, 01:29 PM**

(07-17-2014, 01:26 PM)Unnamed Mercenary Wrote: Dear gods....if I'm to keep things to scale with the other people Merc's size, I'm gonna have to adjust him to like, a 10 in burgerocity and maybe 12 starving.

...you're all gonna make him fat. Terrible people. /joke

That a boy porkchop. (I'm a terrible person)

Melkire · **07-17-2014, 01:29 PM**

(07-17-2014, 01:13 PM)Natalie Mcbeef Wrote:

This hamburger.

...that's not a hamburger, Nat, that's garbage.

Osric's Garbagery score would break a 10pt scale by hitting 20. And he'd still be slim. That bastard, I am envious.

Kokojo's would be like a 1. Those things are disgusting.

McBeefâ„¢ · **07-17-2014, 01:31 PM**

(07-17-2014, 01:29 PM)Melkire Wrote:
(07-17-2014, 01:13 PM)Natalie Mcbeef Wrote:

This hamburger.

...that's not a hamburger, Nat, that's garbage.

Osric's Garbagery score would break a 10pt scale by hitting 20.

Kokojo's would be like a 1. Those things are disgusting.

I know they're garbage, but I gotta pick something small so fractions don't come up. AND DOES THIS MEAN OSRIC IS IN?

Whittledown · **07-17-2014, 01:33 PM**

These numbers are genuinely disturbing o.o

I put Hornet at 8 because I think at max I could eat 4 and she's a solid foot taller than me. What is wrong with all these characters!?

Melkire · **07-17-2014, 01:34 PM**

(07-17-2014, 01:31 PM)Natalie Mcbeef Wrote: I know they're garbage, but I gotta pick something small so fractions don't come up. AND DOES THIS MEAN OSRIC IS IN?

Osric is mos def out. Kokojo....

*glances at Kage*

Warren Castille · **07-17-2014, 01:36 PM**

(07-17-2014, 01:33 PM)Whittledown Wrote: These numbers are genuinely disturbing o.o

I put Hornet at 8 because I think at max I could eat 4 and she's a solid foot taller than me. What is wrong with all these characters!?

Most of us are made out of beef. Had Nat asked for Cakeology, I imagine we'd have similar scores.

McBeefâ„¢ · **07-17-2014, 01:36 PM**

(07-17-2014, 01:33 PM)Whittledown Wrote: These numbers are genuinely disturbing o.o

I put Hornet at 8 because I think at max I could eat 4 and she's a solid foot taller than me. What is wrong with all these characters!?

Don't hate because they're more burgerocious than you. For some, burgers are just a food, for others, they are a way of life. Zen.

Coatleque · **07-17-2014, 01:41 PM**

(07-17-2014, 01:33 PM)Whittledown Wrote: These numbers are genuinely disturbing

Knowing how small a McDonalds cheeseburger is, I'd say these numbers have been surprisingly accurate. Men can certainly stuff down more then women. And I've eaten four myself and not been full yet. Jancis knows someone who ate 13 in one sitting.

Fates Skein · **07-17-2014, 01:42 PM**

Ugh, Mahvashi's score would be 0. Â She'd take a bite then spit it out and demand real food. Tongue

McBeefâ„¢ · **07-17-2014, 01:44 PM**

Assume for the purpose of the number that they somehow enjoy the hamburgers! Jeez everyone such picky eaters! No wonder leveling culinarian is so complicated.

Whittledown · **07-17-2014, 01:44 PM**

(07-17-2014, 01:42 PM)Fates Skein Wrote: Ugh, Mahvashi's score would be 0. Â She'd take a bite then spit it out and demand real food.

QFT

**Unnamed Mercenary** · **07-17-2014, 01:49 PM**

(07-17-2014, 01:44 PM)Natalie Mcbeef Wrote: Assume for the purpose of the number that they somehow enjoy the hamburgers! Jeez everyone such picky eaters! No wonder leveling culinarian is so complicated.

You have no idea.....

CUL was by far the most expensive class to level up.

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