((Disclaimer: I haven't played the large majority of Final Fantasy games, but this was too fun an exercise to pass up. I also haven't played either of the Dissidias, so I'll be passing up on the Bravery Attacks and EXs, as well. This proved a useful resource, by the by.)Â
Melkire:
1. Cheat, run, or die.
2. Care for a game?
3. Bleed for me.
4. This is for her.
Starting Battle with Low HP: I'm a bleedin' fool.
Starting Battle with Low HP: As I live, I'll serve!
Against a Strong Opponent: Sittin' down to a bad hand...
Against a Strong Opponent: Bite me!
Against a Weak Opponent: Amateur...
Against a Weak Opponent: Shut up.
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Melkire Long Quotes
Warrior of Light: Admirable.
Garland: A man on the ground is a dead man, and I ain't dead yet!
Firion: I know a man worth two of you.
The Emperor: Men like you are why those like Her suffer.
Onion Knight: Oi, who let the lalafell in here?
Cloud of Darkness: Lady, I don't do crazy.
Cecil: Red Wings, eh? Prove it!
Golbez: I pity you.
Kain: You compensatin' f'somethin'?
Bartz: Buy you a drink? No?
Exdeath: As if!
Gilgamesh: Have we met...?
Terra: Malms to go before I rest, lass.
Kefka: I won't let you take them from me.
Cloud: From one soldier t'another... stand down!
Sephiroth: What's so gods-damned funny?!
Tifa: Tempted, but I'm taken.
Squall: Garleans... I hate Garleans.
Ultimecia: One bell, two bell, last hell, true hell...
Laguna: Great. Another loveable idiot.
Zidane: First t'rinse the other's pockets clean?
Kuja: You're a right pain in the ass, aint'cha?
Tidus: *chuckles* Trachtoum sings your praises.
Jecht: Gods, and I thought I had a mouth.
Yuna: Please, miss. Don't force my hand.Â
Shantotto: Not you again!
Prishe: Hand to hand, eh? I'm game!
Vaan: What can fly can also fall.
Gabranth: I won't take judgment from the likes of you.
Lightning: Look, lady, I'm just doing my job.
Chaos: Oschon guide my steps, Thal consecrate my steel...
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Other Characters Long Quotes
Warrior of Light: Conflicted!
Garland: You will kneel.
Firion: You... you are a dreamer.
The Emperor: Short-sighted fools cannot possibly understand.
Onion Knight: Are you always this rude?
Cloud of Darkness: You stand on the brink. Fall for me.
Cecil: Show me you have what it takes!
Golbez: You swore an oath. Do not renege.
Kain: The fractured will shatter, make no mistake.Â
Bartz: That's a lot of steel you're hiding!
Exdeath: Disappear!
Gilgamesh: Fascinating, for someone so worthless.
Terra: Be true.
Kefka: Friends, family, love... I'll take them all from you.
Cloud: You're willing to go that far, huh?
Sephiroth: A petty thief calling himself a soldier... laughable.
Tifa: You should relax a little, you know.
Squall: ...are you an idiot?
Ultimecia: I know you, son of harlot.
Laguna: A kindred spirit!
Zidane: Eh. Might as well give this a go.Â
Kuja: You're full of openings.
Tidus: Better hold your breath, old man!
Jecht: Who sent me the pipsqueak...?
Yuna: You bear many a burden...
Shantotto: Let me show you true power.
Prishe: You want a go, let's go!
Vaan: Try and keep up.
Gabranth: The lost shouldn't lecture the lost.Â
Lightning: You didn't think this through, did you?
Chaos: They will all know me before the end.
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Victory
1. Cheaters prosper.
2. I win, you lose.
3. One more on Dirk's account.
4. You've kept me away long enough.
Low HP: So what does that make you?
Low HP: Served you right.
Strong Opponent: Coeurls over Snurbles, y'scrag!
Strong Opponent: What, too much for you?
Weak Opponent: What a waste.
Weak Opponent: Stay down.
Defeat
1. Can't... endure...
2. Cardsharp...!
3. Seven hells...
4. Shite... she's... waitin' for me... t'come home...
Strong Opponent: Too many knives... at the table...
Strong Opponent: Ruttin' bastard...!
Weak Opponent: Heh... potential.
Weak Opponent: Ugh.
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Penelo Comment
Thief, assassin, outcast, soldier, terrorist... that's enough action for five lifetimes. He ought to retire.
Melkire:
1. Cheat, run, or die.
2. Care for a game?
3. Bleed for me.
4. This is for her.
Starting Battle with Low HP: I'm a bleedin' fool.
Starting Battle with Low HP: As I live, I'll serve!
Against a Strong Opponent: Sittin' down to a bad hand...
Against a Strong Opponent: Bite me!
Against a Weak Opponent: Amateur...
Against a Weak Opponent: Shut up.
================================
Melkire Long Quotes
Warrior of Light: Admirable.
Garland: A man on the ground is a dead man, and I ain't dead yet!
Firion: I know a man worth two of you.
The Emperor: Men like you are why those like Her suffer.
Onion Knight: Oi, who let the lalafell in here?
Cloud of Darkness: Lady, I don't do crazy.
Cecil: Red Wings, eh? Prove it!
Golbez: I pity you.
Kain: You compensatin' f'somethin'?
Bartz: Buy you a drink? No?
Exdeath: As if!
Gilgamesh: Have we met...?
Terra: Malms to go before I rest, lass.
Kefka: I won't let you take them from me.
Cloud: From one soldier t'another... stand down!
Sephiroth: What's so gods-damned funny?!
Tifa: Tempted, but I'm taken.
Squall: Garleans... I hate Garleans.
Ultimecia: One bell, two bell, last hell, true hell...
Laguna: Great. Another loveable idiot.
Zidane: First t'rinse the other's pockets clean?
Kuja: You're a right pain in the ass, aint'cha?
Tidus: *chuckles* Trachtoum sings your praises.
Jecht: Gods, and I thought I had a mouth.
Yuna: Please, miss. Don't force my hand.Â
Shantotto: Not you again!
Prishe: Hand to hand, eh? I'm game!
Vaan: What can fly can also fall.
Gabranth: I won't take judgment from the likes of you.
Lightning: Look, lady, I'm just doing my job.
Chaos: Oschon guide my steps, Thal consecrate my steel...
=================================
Other Characters Long Quotes
Warrior of Light: Conflicted!
Garland: You will kneel.
Firion: You... you are a dreamer.
The Emperor: Short-sighted fools cannot possibly understand.
Onion Knight: Are you always this rude?
Cloud of Darkness: You stand on the brink. Fall for me.
Cecil: Show me you have what it takes!
Golbez: You swore an oath. Do not renege.
Kain: The fractured will shatter, make no mistake.Â
Bartz: That's a lot of steel you're hiding!
Exdeath: Disappear!
Gilgamesh: Fascinating, for someone so worthless.
Terra: Be true.
Kefka: Friends, family, love... I'll take them all from you.
Cloud: You're willing to go that far, huh?
Sephiroth: A petty thief calling himself a soldier... laughable.
Tifa: You should relax a little, you know.
Squall: ...are you an idiot?
Ultimecia: I know you, son of harlot.
Laguna: A kindred spirit!
Zidane: Eh. Might as well give this a go.Â
Kuja: You're full of openings.
Tidus: Better hold your breath, old man!
Jecht: Who sent me the pipsqueak...?
Yuna: You bear many a burden...
Shantotto: Let me show you true power.
Prishe: You want a go, let's go!
Vaan: Try and keep up.
Gabranth: The lost shouldn't lecture the lost.Â
Lightning: You didn't think this through, did you?
Chaos: They will all know me before the end.
=======================
Victory
1. Cheaters prosper.
2. I win, you lose.
3. One more on Dirk's account.
4. You've kept me away long enough.
Low HP: So what does that make you?
Low HP: Served you right.
Strong Opponent: Coeurls over Snurbles, y'scrag!
Strong Opponent: What, too much for you?
Weak Opponent: What a waste.
Weak Opponent: Stay down.
Defeat
1. Can't... endure...
2. Cardsharp...!
3. Seven hells...
4. Shite... she's... waitin' for me... t'come home...
Strong Opponent: Too many knives... at the table...
Strong Opponent: Ruttin' bastard...!
Weak Opponent: Heh... potential.
Weak Opponent: Ugh.
=========================
Penelo Comment
Thief, assassin, outcast, soldier, terrorist... that's enough action for five lifetimes. He ought to retire.
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