[7]<Oscare Iono> After a lengthy lore debate with the writers, Square Enix has decided to rework and rename the concept of Black Magic and White Magic.
[7]<Oscare Iono> They are now known as "Bitch, die quicker" Magic and "Bitch heal me" magic
[7]<Oscare Iono> We hope this new naming scheme is not incovnienent to new players.
[7]<Leanne Delphium> I'm a bard, I don't know about that racist magic you're talking about.
[7]<Daevien Solflare> Can anyone
[7]<Oscare Iono> We also placed a buff on Foe Requiem which triggers when someone in the chat says "foe", "song", "magic song", or "foe requiem" that increases the bard's patience by 100% for two minutes.
[7]<Oscare Iono> This effect is doubled when "black magic song" is said or if a white mage or scholar are responsible for saying it.
[7]<Oscare Iono> (clearly I should work for FFXIV's development)
[7]<Leanne Delphium> well fu.
[7]<Oscare Iono> We also added a new buff to Warriors and Paladins that triggers when someone in the party or alliance says "defiance", "sword", "sword oath", or "forgot+[previous statement]" that decreases the humilation by 1% every minute until you clear the boss.
[7]<Oscare Iono> And for the sake of balance, we decided to up the intelligence of Dragoons by 30% to test their new mortality rates. Remember kids, Jumpis the #1 cause of death to Dragoons according to the FFXIV International Studies.
[7]<Oscare Iono> They are now known as "Bitch, die quicker" Magic and "Bitch heal me" magic
[7]<Oscare Iono> We hope this new naming scheme is not incovnienent to new players.
[7]<Leanne Delphium> I'm a bard, I don't know about that racist magic you're talking about.
[7]<Daevien Solflare> Can anyone
[7]<Oscare Iono> We also placed a buff on Foe Requiem which triggers when someone in the chat says "foe", "song", "magic song", or "foe requiem" that increases the bard's patience by 100% for two minutes.
[7]<Oscare Iono> This effect is doubled when "black magic song" is said or if a white mage or scholar are responsible for saying it.
[7]<Oscare Iono> (clearly I should work for FFXIV's development)
[7]<Leanne Delphium> well fu.
[7]<Oscare Iono> We also added a new buff to Warriors and Paladins that triggers when someone in the party or alliance says "defiance", "sword", "sword oath", or "forgot+[previous statement]" that decreases the humilation by 1% every minute until you clear the boss.
[7]<Oscare Iono> And for the sake of balance, we decided to up the intelligence of Dragoons by 30% to test their new mortality rates. Remember kids, Jumpis the #1 cause of death to Dragoons according to the FFXIV International Studies.
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