(09-05-2014, 08:39 AM)Dogberry Wrote:(09-04-2014, 05:43 PM)TheLastCandle Wrote:(09-04-2014, 05:36 PM)Menelwen Wrote:(09-04-2014, 01:27 PM)Dogberry Wrote:(09-04-2014, 01:10 PM)R.Delacroux Wrote: Yikes! Well, something a little milder!
Forehead touch.
Man, both of those chicks are hot.
I freaking choked on my root beer, you bastard.
I laughed out loud. As I told Dogberry, though, the earrings Yvelont's wearing are not helping his case in the masculinity department. xD
In my D&D game there's a long-running gag that my character can't tell the difference between male and female elves. This has led to some pretty funny situations where he's made many a elven lad uncomfortable as they spurn his advances. Informing him that they are, in fact, male doesn't really do anything, as he either refuses to believe them or decides that they're just so good looking he doesn't care anymore.
I had a character who had similar thoughts on dwarves. He detailed on one occasion an elaborate dwarves courting ritual (performed annually) called the Lifting of the Beards, during which the dwarves engaged in all sorts of revelry and discovered for the first time who among the other clans was a "he" and who was a "she." Drinking partners became lovers, mining foremen delved depths of a different sort--I suspect that the stereotypical dwarven reliance on alcohol has it's roots here.
Yvelont Navarre
Parn Paparn
IC Blog for Yvelont: http://never-your-pawn.tumblr.com
OOC Blog: http://navarre-again.tumblr.com
Parn Paparn
IC Blog for Yvelont: http://never-your-pawn.tumblr.com
OOC Blog: http://navarre-again.tumblr.com
