
(09-11-2014, 11:44 AM)Unnamed Mercenary Wrote:(09-11-2014, 11:40 AM)Coatleque Wrote: I work in IT doing trouble tickets remotely. Â Since I've started having Coatleque's accent show through more lately, I've had to make a conscience effort not to enter ticket notes with Scottish dialect.
"Said their printer can'nae print!"
"Yes, I've been into the printer file and chosen Canon Bubble Jet Printer. Yes, I've been into the chooser file and chosen printer port, which is the same as the fax modem port which confuses the fuck out of me. Yes, I've chosen the 'A' port paper instead of toilet paper, yeah. I know that. I've chosen the picture of the dog standing straight up instead of the dog lying on its side. What the fuck?! It just - it's five in the morning, it will not print out, there's something definitely wrong with the-- oh, there's an On switch on the printer, is there?"
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