(09-16-2014, 10:57 AM)Elyscia Wrote: Y YOSHI-P, Y? FIRST U LIE ABOUT PERSONAL HOUSING THEN YOU LIE ABOUT CHOCOBO SEX LORE THAT THERE'S NO FEMALES OUTSIDE OF ISHGAAARDRAAWWRRR
[sup](Unless that chocobo has indigestion and is pushing a really bad chocopoop out...)[/sup]
I suppose you folks wanna touch the chocobo, huh? That's right, huh? You wanna touch this ol' chocobo? Well you just go right ahead! You can touch this ol' chocobo all you want! You can touch this ol' chocobo all night 'til hell freezes over! Haha! Not me, though! No sirree bob! I wouldn't touch that ol' thing. Chocobo ain't been feelin' so good. Whoo! Smells funny, too! Whoa! Smells really kinda rank, y'know? But you can touch it if you wan't! Hehe! Ain't no law says you can't! Ain't that right, Mikey? Ain't there no law sayin' folk's can't touch this smello ol' chocobo if they wanna? Eh, Mikey?
... You folks bring fire shards for Mikey?
YOU SHUT UP MIKEY YOU SHUT UP YOU FOLKS DON'T GIVE NO FIRE SHARDS TO MIKEY Y'HEAR?!
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