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CrookedTarot CrookedTarot Find all posts by this user Dealer of Fate Posts:176 Joined:Aug 2014 Character:Crooked Tarot Linkshell:Astral Agents Server:Balmung Reputation: 29 RE: Ask the Phoenix [IC Advice Column] | #7 09-17-2014, 05:57 PM (09-17-2014, 05:06 PM)Tiergan Wrote: Dear Phoenix, One of m'brother's chocobos has bloated to th'size of a Goobue and is just as round.  I've been tasked with helpin' Big Bo lose weight.  Th'tried and tested 'Green-on-a-Stick" method isn't really workin' out like I hoped.  What should I do? The Pinkest Bard Dear Pinkest Bard, I'm afraid I'm not entirely familiar with Chocobo raising. However, I do know enough to tell you that letting your bloated Bo sit in the oven at temperatures of about 250 degrees for at least three hours and a good carving knife is one way to help cut the fat. I recommend a nice dressing if Big Bo isn't one of the new 'pretty' colored chocobos I've seen around town. Signed, The Phoenix Crooked Tarot's Wiki

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Ask the Phoenix [OPEN IC Advice Column] - by CrookedTarot - 09-17-2014, 04:37 PM RE: Ask the Phoenix [IC Advice Column] - by CrookedTarot - 09-17-2014, 04:43 PM RE: Ask the Phoenix [IC Advice Column] - by OttoVann - 09-17-2014, 04:54 PM RE: Ask the Phoenix [IC Advice Column] - by CrookedTarot - 09-17-2014, 05:02 PM RE: Ask the Phoenix [IC Advice Column] - by OttoVann - 09-17-2014, 05:17 PM RE: Ask the Phoenix [IC Advice Column] - by Tiergan - 09-17-2014, 05:06 PM RE: Ask the Phoenix [IC Advice Column] - by CrookedTarot - 09-17-2014, 05:57 PM RE: Ask the Phoenix [IC Advice Column] - by CrookedTarot - 09-18-2014, 11:23 AM RE: Ask the Phoenix [OPEN IC Advice Column] - by CrookedTarot - 09-20-2014, 11:28 AM RE: Ask the Phoenix [OPEN IC Advice Column] - by DreamedReality - 10-02-2014, 02:32 PM RE: Ask the Phoenix [OPEN IC Advice Column] - by CrookedTarot - 10-02-2014, 02:46 PM RE: Ask the Phoenix [OPEN IC Advice Column] - by CrookedTarot - 10-02-2014, 03:00 PM RE: Ask the Phoenix [OPEN IC Advice Column] - by Askier - 10-02-2014, 03:04 PM RE: Ask the Phoenix [OPEN IC Advice Column] - by CrookedTarot - 10-02-2014, 03:09 PM RE: Ask the Phoenix [OPEN IC Advice Column] - by Melkire - 10-02-2014, 03:35 PM RE: Ask the Phoenix [OPEN IC Advice Column] - by CrookedTarot - 10-02-2014, 03:54 PM RE: Ask the Phoenix [OPEN IC Advice Column] - by Berrod Armstrong - 10-02-2014, 03:40 PM RE: Ask the Phoenix [OPEN IC Advice Column] - by CrookedTarot - 10-02-2014, 04:33 PM RE: Ask the Phoenix [OPEN IC Advice Column] - by Coatleque - 10-02-2014, 03:41 PM RE: Ask the Phoenix [OPEN IC Advice Column] - by CrookedTarot - 10-02-2014, 04:45 PM RE: Ask the Phoenix [OPEN IC Advice Column] - by Parvacake - 10-02-2014, 09:28 PM RE: Ask the Phoenix [OPEN IC Advice Column] - by CrookedTarot - 10-03-2014, 08:44 AM RE: Ask the Phoenix [OPEN IC Advice Column] - by CrookedTarot - 10-03-2014, 01:32 PM RE: Ask the Phoenix [OPEN IC Advice Column] - by Jancis - 10-03-2014, 07:55 PM RE: Ask the Phoenix [OPEN IC Advice Column] - by CrookedTarot - 10-23-2014, 02:05 PM RE: Ask the Phoenix [OPEN IC Advice Column] - by Askier - 10-23-2014, 04:16 PM RE: Ask the Phoenix [OPEN IC Advice Column] - by CrookedTarot - 10-23-2014, 04:35 PM RE: Ask the Phoenix [OPEN IC Advice Column] - by GloryRhodes - 10-24-2014, 01:38 AM RE: Ask the Phoenix [OPEN IC Advice Column] - by CrookedTarot - 10-24-2014, 11:06 AM RE: Ask the Phoenix [OPEN IC Advice Column] - by CrookedTarot - 02-28-2015, 05:27 PM RE: Ask the Phoenix [OPEN IC Advice Column] - by Steel Wolf - 02-28-2015, 06:36 PM RE: Ask the Phoenix [OPEN IC Advice Column] - by CrookedTarot - 02-28-2015, 07:03 PM RE: Ask the Phoenix [OPEN IC Advice Column] - by Steel Wolf - 02-28-2015, 07:19 PM RE: Ask the Phoenix [OPEN IC Advice Column] - by CrookedTarot - 02-28-2015, 07:38 PM RE: Ask the Phoenix [OPEN IC Advice Column] - by CrookedTarot - 03-15-2015, 08:32 AM

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