(10-02-2014, 03:04 PM)Askier Wrote: Dear Phoenix,
This one wishes to inquire about the best way to apologize for killing a woman's husband while said husband was instructing this one on proper use of an axe. The husband instructed me to hit him, so I hit him with the sharp side as ordered. Â Am unsure what to do.
Signed,
A little black bird
Dear Little Black Bird,
I'm going to answer this despite my editor's pleading and better judgment.
I would recommend that the best way to apologize, since I am sure this was an accident, is the same as it would be in any situation like this; flowers, letters of condolences and promises you don't intend to keep. If this woman is skilled in combat, I would also recommend visiting a Aesthetician for a good change to your appearance and then hopping to the first ferry to one of the other major cities. I hear Coerthas is lovely at no time of the year but most folks won't follow you there.
Signed,
The Phoenix
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