On the eighth day of Starlight,
The Twelve bequeath to me:
Eight retainers a stealing
Seven Sylvan Sighs
Six Manderville Men
Fiiiiiiive Sultanswoooooooorn,
Four Black Mages,
Three Grindstone rounds,
A two-roll on that sand,
And anoooother painful farm party!
The Twelve bequeath to me:
Eight retainers a stealing
Seven Sylvan Sighs
Six Manderville Men
Fiiiiiiive Sultanswoooooooorn,
Four Black Mages,
Three Grindstone rounds,
A two-roll on that sand,
And anoooother painful farm party!
"Critical fails; for when the GM sobs at night and the players get free checks."
