Kellach, grumbling after an escort had gone poorly due to the caravan master being heavily drunk on the job, or so he claims, had been staring at the Jewel of the Desert at war with interposed pamphlets. Not believing his eyes, he decided to have a bit of fun at their expense.
Without looking at their contents, he'd nicked three posters and had gone somewhere quiet to write on their backs. Once finished, he'd find a well-located board, place them side-by-side with his revisions and leave.
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RESIDENTS OF UL'DAH
THESE PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENTS
ARE POLLUTING YOUR FAIR CITY.
HOW CAN THE JEWEL OF THE DESERT SHINE
IF IT IS WRAPPED IN PAPER
WHERE THE LIGHT OF THE SUN CANNOT STRIKE IT?
IF YOU HAVE A MODICUM OF RESPECT FOR YOUR CITY
MAKE SOMETHING USEFUL OUT OF THESE ANNOUNCEMENTS
LIKE PAPER FOR THE OUTHOUSE.
* Freeloaded for by the Yeomen Organization for Ul'dah
* * *
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN.
THE BRASS BLADES ARE NOTHING MORE
THAN EXCESSIVELY VIOLENT LAND PIRATES.
IF THEY DETAIN YOU
PAY THEM IN GIL
BECAUSE IT IS FOR COIN FIRST AND COUNTRY LAST.
IF YOU NEED HELP
CONTACT A SULTANSWORN
THOSE OF THE FLAME
OR AN ADVENTURER
EVEN IF THEY CANNOT HELP
THEY WILL AT LEAST LISTEN
UNLIKE A BRASS BLADE.
* Information gathered by the Association for the Restoration of Serenity and Etiquette
* * *
GENTLE FOLKS OF UL'DAH
THE QUICKSAND MAY HAVE MOMODI
WITH SMILE THE BRIGHTEST
AND A WONDERFUL WELCOMING WAITRESS.
THE PATRONS HAVE NO REGARD FOR LAW
THEY HAVE NO REGARD FOR ORDER
THEY BLATANTLY BRAG OF THEIR ACTIVITIES
BE IT SLAVE TRADE, KIDNAPPING AND MURDER.
IF YOU FIND YOURSELF
INSIDE THE QUICKSAND
SPEAK WITH THE STAFF, NOT WITH THE CHAFF.
WITH SMILE THE BRIGHTEST
AND A WONDERFUL WELCOMING WAITRESS.
THE PATRONS HAVE NO REGARD FOR LAW
THEY HAVE NO REGARD FOR ORDER
THEY BLATANTLY BRAG OF THEIR ACTIVITIES
BE IT SLAVE TRADE, KIDNAPPING AND MURDER.
IF YOU FIND YOURSELF
INSIDE THE QUICKSAND
SPEAK WITH THE STAFF, NOT WITH THE CHAFF.
* Mockingly placed by the High Order for Learning, Education and Study
