"Well they call me L'poppi, please all gather 'round,
So I can hear all your secrets and the talk of the town!
I deal in shadows, in bribes and in plans,
In ill-gotten gold found in ill-gotten hands!
Sabotage is my game and I play it quite well,
As some of you folks might be able to tell!
Yes, some of you here, the stories I could say!
We'd be here for ages, far more then a day!
But fear not! I'm not up here to spill any beans,
At least not right now, if you get what I mean.
After all, I've still got a business to run.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I think my verse is done!
Sit down for a drink, and forget your sorrows!
Let all your concerns disappear 'til tomorrow!
For many a tankard and story have spilled
At Momodi's Adventurer's Guild."
So I can hear all your secrets and the talk of the town!
I deal in shadows, in bribes and in plans,
In ill-gotten gold found in ill-gotten hands!
Sabotage is my game and I play it quite well,
As some of you folks might be able to tell!
Yes, some of you here, the stories I could say!
We'd be here for ages, far more then a day!
But fear not! I'm not up here to spill any beans,
At least not right now, if you get what I mean.
After all, I've still got a business to run.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I think my verse is done!
Sit down for a drink, and forget your sorrows!
Let all your concerns disappear 'til tomorrow!
For many a tankard and story have spilled
At Momodi's Adventurer's Guild."
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