(02-04-2015, 10:41 AM)Dogberry Wrote: I just don't see Iskierka jiving with Menphina very well, so she will not be around for this one, unfortunately. She takes the Wednesday Addams approach to love, I'm afraid.
However, Dogberry's an old softie who's joked that he could be a priest of Menphina. He's also fond of songs, but isn't much of a performer. Still, he could be convinced to come out and sing an old romantic sea shanty. I actually have one in mind.
Double however, the date's a bit of a problem, as that's my wife's birthday, and I'd need a miracle from Menphina herself to keep my wife happy with me if I skipped out on her birthday for FFXIV.
Listen to your inner Menphina, Dogberry, you know the true answer in all the shades of gray.Â
We're just going to have to find somebody  to dress up like Dogberry, wrap some cylinders and plates around their legs, put green apple kool-aid in their hair, and perform in his place!
 ... okay maybe that won't work. ((You'd have to play it up that it's actually a song for her and make a flash cameo appearance, then we'd have to work in some knocking on the fourth wall to say happy birthday - no.. no.. just kidding. We're going to miss you.
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