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This week's entertainment is brought to us by you, our patrons! No, we're not being lazy, we swear...
We open as normal at 19.00 GMT but the fun really starts at 20.00 GMT, where any willing and able person can perform for our audience's approval. Whether it's dancing, singing, playing an instrument, telling jokes or bending your fingers at unnatural angles, you have a chance to impress with your skills! The audience will choose the winner, who, naturally, will get the grand prize of Something Niceâ„¢*.
So dust off your dancing shoes, guitar, or whatever your talent of choice requires and join us this Saturday!
*Disclaimer: Something Nice varies from person to person. Some may find it Exceedingly Nice, and others may find it Not Very Nice At All. Offer void where prohibited. Do not apply directly to skin.
