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Leanne: *pant pant* "Letter...f-for..house of M-Mr...Immortal Flame..."
Immortal Flame Soldier: "...Wrong address kiddo."
Leanne: "...ffffffff-"

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Leanne: "A delivery for- oh gosh a drug dealer!"
Drug Dealer: "Shit, it's the delivery woman! Where's my courier?!"
Leanne: "He got lazy and decided to send your package through mail. I'm calling the cops."
Drug Dealer: "Motherfu-"

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Gil Seller #1: "Wheehjscre's oourrrr llleeeehjdxsvcter!"
Gil Seller #2: "Poooohjxstwooomabvsan's laavcydtee!"
Leanne: "Not s-stepping into this room...n-nope..."

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Leanne: "Fire!" *blam*
Maelstrom Soldier: "What you're doing?!"
Leanne: "Firing letters to house far and far away, with the purpose of ensuring an even quicker delivery for you! That reminds me, sir, you have a letter. Fire!"
Maelstrom Soldier: "OH GODS NOO-"

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Sylph: "This one require drug-this one means, recreative substances one!"
Leanne: "No can do...guy's in jail now. Here's a letter to you!"
Sylph: "...This one's going to jail one?! Letter one daughter one of a whore one!"

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Leanne: "Delivery for a Ms. and Ms. ERP-"
Ms. and Ms. ERP: *Strange, weird moans*
Leanne: "O-Oh gosh! No, no, no! This is so wrong! No! My eyes! NOO!"

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W-Well, suppose that's i-it for now! R-Remember, s-s-send your letters dutifully, a-a-and she w-will make s-sure to d-d-deliver them!

[sup][sub]M-My eyes...[/sub][/sup]



Leanne: "I-I didn't know you could do this w-with a glass cup...s-sending myself some b-b-brain b-bleach..."