
Okay, this only semi-related, but this thread brought it to mind... in a previous MMO, my friends and I were new to a dungeon and ended up getting matched with some very kindly person who barely spoke a word of English. S/he gifted us some beautiful fight explanations like:
"Monkey shoot fire. Fire bad very. Fire strong kill healer 1 hit ok u die understand?"
"Monkey shoot fire. Fire bad very. Fire strong kill healer 1 hit ok u die understand?"