I'll just make a list. Some people already mentioned these ones.
- Reading/watching porn for the story. Especially hentai. Sometimes they actually are creative or have a good underlying storyline beneath all the sloppy thrashings.
- My Little Pony
- Fanfiction
- Nightcore
- Jerry Springer
- Romance novels. Hello Nora Roberts, Sandra Brown, J.R. Ward...
- The Golden Girls (Shut the fuck up, they're amazing)