Dr Falapu's Soothing Herbal Laxative
Type: Medicine
Mikh'as ears flex down and he stares at R'elend's face. "What?" he asks meekly.
R'elend tosses him a small tin, "I actually gave you this."
The tin is labeled, "Dr Falapu's Soothing Herbal Laxative. Powerful and Effective, Or my Name isn't Falapu!"
Mikh'a fumbles and barely catches the can, looking down at it. His fingers grip at it carefull and he tosses it to the side before running off suddenly as R'elend laughs.
Public Knowledge: Widely advertised around Eorzea
Description: This powerful herbal laxative can be taken orally or... through other orfices. It is a thick black paste with a slightly minty flavor, and comes in a shiny metal tin. Each tin has enough medicine for dozens of uses, and is reasonably priced.
Description of effects by minutes after exposure -
0 - 3 Mild soothing effect and minty flavor
3 - 5 Pleasant numbing feeling in stomach
6 - 8 Sudden cramps and pain in abdomen
8 - 10 Extremely powerful expulsion from the rear.
Where to find it?: At your local chemist.
Type: Medicine
Mikh'as ears flex down and he stares at R'elend's face. "What?" he asks meekly.
R'elend tosses him a small tin, "I actually gave you this."
The tin is labeled, "Dr Falapu's Soothing Herbal Laxative. Powerful and Effective, Or my Name isn't Falapu!"
Mikh'a fumbles and barely catches the can, looking down at it. His fingers grip at it carefull and he tosses it to the side before running off suddenly as R'elend laughs.
Public Knowledge: Widely advertised around Eorzea
Description: This powerful herbal laxative can be taken orally or... through other orfices. It is a thick black paste with a slightly minty flavor, and comes in a shiny metal tin. Each tin has enough medicine for dozens of uses, and is reasonably priced.
Description of effects by minutes after exposure -
0 - 3 Mild soothing effect and minty flavor
3 - 5 Pleasant numbing feeling in stomach
6 - 8 Sudden cramps and pain in abdomen
8 - 10 Extremely powerful expulsion from the rear.
Where to find it?: At your local chemist.
