The azure Seeker regarded the glass of water with his chin propped between his thumb and pointer finger. The tip of his tail flicked lazily from side-to-side before he finally spoke: "Half-full. If it was half-empty, then that would still mean that it had to have been full to the top at some point! Nothing's empty without being full first! At least, I think..."
Oh no. Now he's gone and confused himself again.
Oh no. Now he's gone and confused himself again.