Humour is a big part of my RP, but often the character is the straight man to the joke. So quite often you will find OOC jokes in my serious RP, though often I can tend towards slapstick, sarcasm and irony.
However, for nebula I give you last nights RP just for an idea
However, for nebula I give you last nights RP just for an idea
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Amielle was having problems with heights and looking downAmielle S.: (low) I can't move.
Amielle S. squeezes her eyes shut.
Vale M. pats Ami on the shoulder. "Don't worry. This platform we're working on is made from the finest steel in Ul'dah. You won't fall through."
Nebula S.: "Ami look down at your feet"
Amielle S. looks down.
Nebula S. stamps on Ami's foot
Amielle S.: OWIE!
Nebula S.: "Look down again"
Amielle S. hops on her other foot, shocked!
Amielle S. looks down.
Amielle S.: That hurt!
Nebula S. stamps on the other foot
Amielle S.: AAAAH!
Nebula S.: "Want to look down again?"
Amielle S.: NO!
Amielle S. scowls.
Nebula S.: "See cured"
Amielle S. squeezes her eyes shut.
Vale M. pats Ami on the shoulder. "Don't worry. This platform we're working on is made from the finest steel in Ul'dah. You won't fall through."
Nebula S.: "Ami look down at your feet"
Amielle S. looks down.
Nebula S. stamps on Ami's foot
Amielle S.: OWIE!
Nebula S.: "Look down again"
Amielle S. hops on her other foot, shocked!
Amielle S. looks down.
Amielle S.: That hurt!
Nebula S. stamps on the other foot
Amielle S.: AAAAH!
Nebula S.: "Want to look down again?"
Amielle S.: NO!
Amielle S. scowls.
Nebula S.: "See cured"
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Vale got knocked unconciousC'eleni M.: "No. Breathing, but barely."
Nebula S.: "Can you save him?"
C'eleni M. looks at Nebbs in shock. "Nebbs! You're the witch! You healed him two times before!"
Nebula S.: "Oh yes.. good point"
Nebula S. kneels down, and examines Vale for wounds
Vale M. has a scrape across his head and blood trickles onto the ground beneath him from the open wound
Nebula S.: "Ah he has a bash to the noggin, he really should wear a helm"
Nebula S. waves her hands mysticly over Vales head wound
Nebula S. then pulls out some smelling saults and holds them at arms length under Vale's nose... "Bog troll armpit sweat.. worst stench in existence.. unless you are a female bog troll in heat"
Amielle S.: Urgh!
Vale M. wakes with a start, his eyes popping open. "Disgusting..." He looks around at the three people around him and shakes his head. "I'm... who are all of you then?"
Nebula S. smiles as Xyn cures the head wound
Vale M. rises to his feet. "This is... where are we?"
Nebula S.: "He's lost his marbles"
Amielle S.: Maybe he just needs a moment? We should get him out of here.
Vale M. shrugs. "Not sure I like this place. I'm leaving."
C'eleni M.: "Nebbs, can you restore his memory?"
Nebula S.: "Well if a bash on the head made them vanish a bash on the head may make them return"
Vale M. eyes the pretty young woman as she walks up to him and smiles. "Hello! Who are you? I'm... not sure."
Nebula S.: "She is your wife"
C'eleni M. grits her teeth, her eyes twitching. "VALE MYR'IT!! YOU STUPID WORRISOME ASSHOLE!!" She slaps him hard across the cheek, the same slap she gifted him with in Ishgard.
Amielle S. winces.
Nebula S.: "And if hitting him does not work, wait until the swelling goes down, and if still noting improves I can brew up a forget me not potion"
C'eleni M.: "You better get your fucking memories back, because I am not going through this nonsense agian! AND I AM GOING TO PUT AN ARROW BETWEEN YOUR LEGS!!"
Vale M. looks at the older woman in surprise. "My wife? Wh-" He cuts off as a resounding pain flashes through his entire body and he goes flying off his feet. The world around him seems to blur and a loud ringing resounds in his ears. "Tha's balls, Eleni. What was /that/ for?"
Vale M. rubs the side of his face and winces. "I think you broke something."
Nebula S. dusts her hands off, "And another cured.. I'm on a lucky streak today"
Amielle S. gives a tired smile. "I'm staying out of the way."
C'eleni M. cannot say anything and instead breaks into a sob. "I hate you! You idiot!" Choking, she wipes away the tears, but more just follow and turns around, storming off without another word.
Nebula S.: "Can you save him?"
C'eleni M. looks at Nebbs in shock. "Nebbs! You're the witch! You healed him two times before!"
Nebula S.: "Oh yes.. good point"
Nebula S. kneels down, and examines Vale for wounds
Vale M. has a scrape across his head and blood trickles onto the ground beneath him from the open wound
Nebula S.: "Ah he has a bash to the noggin, he really should wear a helm"
Nebula S. waves her hands mysticly over Vales head wound
Nebula S. then pulls out some smelling saults and holds them at arms length under Vale's nose... "Bog troll armpit sweat.. worst stench in existence.. unless you are a female bog troll in heat"
Amielle S.: Urgh!
Vale M. wakes with a start, his eyes popping open. "Disgusting..." He looks around at the three people around him and shakes his head. "I'm... who are all of you then?"
Nebula S. smiles as Xyn cures the head wound
Vale M. rises to his feet. "This is... where are we?"
Nebula S.: "He's lost his marbles"
Amielle S.: Maybe he just needs a moment? We should get him out of here.
Vale M. shrugs. "Not sure I like this place. I'm leaving."
C'eleni M.: "Nebbs, can you restore his memory?"
Nebula S.: "Well if a bash on the head made them vanish a bash on the head may make them return"
Vale M. eyes the pretty young woman as she walks up to him and smiles. "Hello! Who are you? I'm... not sure."
Nebula S.: "She is your wife"
C'eleni M. grits her teeth, her eyes twitching. "VALE MYR'IT!! YOU STUPID WORRISOME ASSHOLE!!" She slaps him hard across the cheek, the same slap she gifted him with in Ishgard.
Amielle S. winces.
Nebula S.: "And if hitting him does not work, wait until the swelling goes down, and if still noting improves I can brew up a forget me not potion"
C'eleni M.: "You better get your fucking memories back, because I am not going through this nonsense agian! AND I AM GOING TO PUT AN ARROW BETWEEN YOUR LEGS!!"
Vale M. looks at the older woman in surprise. "My wife? Wh-" He cuts off as a resounding pain flashes through his entire body and he goes flying off his feet. The world around him seems to blur and a loud ringing resounds in his ears. "Tha's balls, Eleni. What was /that/ for?"
Vale M. rubs the side of his face and winces. "I think you broke something."
Nebula S. dusts her hands off, "And another cured.. I'm on a lucky streak today"
Amielle S. gives a tired smile. "I'm staying out of the way."
C'eleni M. cannot say anything and instead breaks into a sob. "I hate you! You idiot!" Choking, she wipes away the tears, but more just follow and turns around, storming off without another word.
Char:Â [Nebula Stardancer] Â FC: [East Eerie Trading Co]
Link Shells: [Hugs & Cakes] Â [Witches' Wyrd Web]
