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Mara had picked up her groceries at the Brimming Heart, taking an issue of the Tonberry's Lantern that was strewn on the floor out of curiosity. She leafed through it---thankfully, it seems mostly intact. It didn't take all that long for her to find the advertisement, featuring Faye Covington rather prominently.
"Hoi, these adverts," Citrine piped up as she sat on Mara's shoulder. "Wanna bet they don't even drink those things?"
"...I doubt they are even aware they had their image used," Jasper commented.
"...I think I'll just avoid this. Like, stay maaaaaalms away."
Mara leafed through the rest of the issue.