(09-21-2015, 12:10 PM)Vyce Wrote: OMG. Okay...this is my favorite one.
So this was Wildstar in my Exile merc guild.
We were out in Aurin territory with all kind of flowers and plants and shiz.
We get ambushed by Dominion soldiers.
My character is a sexy warrior man who used to live in the Dominion home world until he was framed.
His sword is a chainsaw sword.
Get this: We're in the fight, and turns out one of the Dommies is a former ex of my main, Larson. I roll a crit, and turn up the shock value- Larson grabs the soldier around the waist, leans in really close....and kisses him long and hard. As the kiss happens, Larson slides his chainsaw sword along the ground and positions it between the other man's legs.
*vroom*
*screaming*
*blood*
It was a literary act of ultra-violence with heavy descriptors and oh so satisfying.
Unfortunately, nobody decided to piss off Houngan Seeger to the point where I could boil their skin off or do any of the myriad crazy shit his scary witch-doctor-y-ness could do. Â People were surprisingly nice to him...
