Spotted this and was bored on the train ride home. Have fun.
'Twas the night before Starlight,
And across all Eorzea;
Everyone was celebrating,
From Ishgard's spires to Ul'dah.
Every ilm was decorated,
And dressed up with such flair!
(Though, in the case of the Jewel,
it more meant "shop here and not there!")
But 'twas not just the cities,
With building and hall decked out.
But so too were its people,
As they gallivanted about.
There were outfits of crimson.
There were outfits of white.
There were outfits that seemed...
As if they had not been fitted quite right.
Outfits that were quite revealing!
Outfits that laid quite a lot bare.
Which you might think quite concerning,
And not just due to the chill in the air.
But worry you not,
'Tis but a glamour at work!
Beneath it lay chain and armor.
Oh my, such a perk!
So many fashions can be worn,
Can be flaunted away!
Without care for wardrobe malfunctions,
Or injury from an arrow astray.
So for this holiday season,
If you know not what to buy...
Perhaps a nice hat or coat,
And glamour prisms stacked high.
For though some might seem wild,
And while others far more tame.
Even at the peak of Starlight,
Glamour remains the true endgame.
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