Xau would likely talk endlessly on any of a number of given subjects to anybody unfortunate enough to have been snatched up by her.
Possible subjects, in no particular order:
1. A military history of the various wars and invasions conducted by ancient Allag.
"You'd think that'd be the end of ol' Emperor Xande's plans on Mera... Meracydia, wouldn'cha? Well, you'd be wrong! You wanna know why you'd be wrong! Well, I'll tell ya why you'd be wrong! Y'see, Allag was like, 'Oooh, nooo, our civilization is declining', and so..."
2. An impromptu, oral love letter to the genius of the classical Nymians and their aetheric techniques.
"Jus' thin' 'bout it! They too' the arcane geometries, and they... Are ya listenin'?! This is the impor'an' par', so listen good! They too' the arcane geometries and... And ya know wha' they di'? Well, I'll tell ya wha' they di'! They..."
3. An offhand polemic against conjury, the Hearers, and the Seedseers.
"Is sooo dumb, though! They don' eve' un'erstan' how their magi' works! Can ya... Can ya... *hic!* Imagi'e usin' magi' when ya don' know how ya magi' works? *hic!* YEAH I'M TALKIN' ABOU' YOU, YA DUMB TREE-HUGGIN' IDIOT! LET ME GO! THEY WANNA GO, I'LL GO!"
...and so on and so forth. This, of course, would just be her usual drunk personality, but she'd easily have different drunken moods depending on what her previous sober mood was like.
Possible subjects, in no particular order:
1. A military history of the various wars and invasions conducted by ancient Allag.
"You'd think that'd be the end of ol' Emperor Xande's plans on Mera... Meracydia, wouldn'cha? Well, you'd be wrong! You wanna know why you'd be wrong! Well, I'll tell ya why you'd be wrong! Y'see, Allag was like, 'Oooh, nooo, our civilization is declining', and so..."
2. An impromptu, oral love letter to the genius of the classical Nymians and their aetheric techniques.
"Jus' thin' 'bout it! They too' the arcane geometries, and they... Are ya listenin'?! This is the impor'an' par', so listen good! They too' the arcane geometries and... And ya know wha' they di'? Well, I'll tell ya wha' they di'! They..."
3. An offhand polemic against conjury, the Hearers, and the Seedseers.
"Is sooo dumb, though! They don' eve' un'erstan' how their magi' works! Can ya... Can ya... *hic!* Imagi'e usin' magi' when ya don' know how ya magi' works? *hic!* YEAH I'M TALKIN' ABOU' YOU, YA DUMB TREE-HUGGIN' IDIOT! LET ME GO! THEY WANNA GO, I'LL GO!"
...and so on and so forth. This, of course, would just be her usual drunk personality, but she'd easily have different drunken moods depending on what her previous sober mood was like.
