Blessed sun he really WAS a turtle! How else could his home be there or there or here and there. She pictured him sticking his arms and head into his shield and then remaining there for a duration. Enemies beat at his shield, but he was inside- eating baklava in his underwear. Turtles wore underwear right? There had to be something in that shell.. did he have a bed and furniture in there? Maybe a tea set. He probably had that strange fire box place that the other horned lady had in there, and probably fifty lunch boxes.
She stared at him silently as she pictured him eating pile after pile of baklava in lunch boxes while in a white boxer shirt with red speckled hearts.
She stared at him silently as she pictured him eating pile after pile of baklava in lunch boxes while in a white boxer shirt with red speckled hearts.