The Romancing of Meiko:
A Visual Instructional Guide
1.)Â Chapter One:Â Confessing Your Feelings
When attempting to romance a Meiko, one must be persistent. And thick skinned. Very thick skinned. Be firm when confessing your feelings, and then steel yourself for the inevitably crushing and defeating response.
"Hah, I thought you were actually serious for a minute there.. Wait, you are?"
"Well... Shite. Here we go. *sigh*"
"This is a terrible idea. You don't want to do this."
"More importantly, I don't want to do this."
"Wait.. are you--? Oh, hells."
"Don't look at me like this is *my* fault."
"No. No, no, no, no, no, no.."