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TK Hikaru · **03-07-2016, 04:16 PM**

*Downs shot glass* "Here's my two weeks, see you later fucker."

Verad · **03-07-2016, 04:24 PM**

Do . . . Do I really need to answer this?

Chip · **03-07-2016, 06:04 PM**

This instantly made me think of this video. Just had to share Big Grin

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***GhostlyMaiden*** · **03-08-2016, 10:15 AM**

Nanagi
"Would you be interested in this vacuum cleaner? Well, you should be! Why? Because it'll keep the voidsent away at night. So....you should by it."
*proceeds to just leave it there because she doesn't have time for this BS*

Kanako
"Ya know, buyin' this vacuum cleaner is gonna make yer life a lot simpler. Ain't gotta worry about spendin' ferever tryin' t'clean yer house or wherever it is where ya work. Don' care about cleanin? Well that's a damn shame, because if ya buy this vacuum cleaner, ya get a free cupon t'get a free meal over at that culinarian place. Still not interested? Then I can even pitch in a maid t'do it fer ya. She'll do all the work fer free fer the first week. So, are ya interested now?"
*leans in closer*
"Oh, an' if ya hurt the maid, yer gonna regret it."

Kurt S. · **03-08-2016, 10:35 AM**

(03-07-2016, 04:24 PM)Verad Wrote: Do . . . Do I really need to answer this?

Yes! For all those who wouldn't otherwise have the luxury of your dubious sales pitches! @u@-b

Nodem · **03-08-2016, 10:40 AM**

~Yuki~

Yuki: *rings doorbell*
Homeowner: Hello?
Yuki: You buy suck device. *hits homeowner in head with a hammer*
Homeowner: *wakes up sometime later with a new vacuum and things of value missing* Guess I got to see the blades...

~Aoi's approach~

"I have no clue how this works..." Aoi tosses the vacuum aside and pulls out a steak knife set. "Let me tell you about these knives. They slice, dice, and cut your greatest foe into ribbons. A hundred percent doman made and forged. I can give you a demonstration if you'd like."

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