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OttoVann · **05-08-2015, 12:06 AM**

(05-07-2015, 07:44 PM)Sounsyy Wrote: Someone: You're really short.
Sounsyy: Yip...

Someone: Wait, you're Miqo'te and you're Ala Mhigan?
Sounsyy: Yer point?

Someone: Little girl.../Young lady.../Youngin...
Sounsyy: Yer how old...? 21? Yeh, I'm over a decade yer senior. Sit down.

Someone: I don't think that Miqo'te lass has it in her to beat so-n-so.
Sounsyy: /shield bashes some poor soul's face in.

Someone: <Insert something to the effect of: "You're really pretty. Do you wanna get a-">
Sounsyy:

Sounsyy do you want to go get dinner with me again?

TheLastCandle · **05-08-2015, 12:55 AM**

(05-07-2015, 08:24 PM)Kayllen Wrote: "Oh you're from Ishgard? But it's like totally Elezen thou--"

"Aren't there like only FOUR noble houses in Ishg--"

"I see from your sword and shield that you're obviously a gladiator/palad--"

And so, so many others...Â

And on that note..

"Ranger? But shouldn't you be using a bow? Bows are rang--"
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Yssen · **05-08-2015, 01:12 AM**

"Yssen you should take off your mask."

"Yssen can I take off your mask?"

"Yssen what is under your mask?"

"Why are you reaching for a weapon, all I am doing is reaching for your mask?"

Telluride · **05-08-2015, 01:17 AM**

"Hey,are you a pirate?"

"Aren't you going to cut your hair?"

Seriphyn · **05-08-2015, 01:26 AM**

I...have nothing. Lol.

OttoVann · **05-08-2015, 02:24 AM**

Whoever started the ic/ooc rumors that Otto owns a whore house, I swear to fuck. Large amounts of Balmung thinks this.

I just keep them in the black and have like frequent flyer miles. Don't own one folks

Qhora Bajihri · **05-08-2015, 02:50 AM**

(05-08-2015, 02:24 AM)OttoVann Wrote: Whoever started the ic/ooc rumors that Otto owns a whore house, I swear to fuck. Large amounts of Balmung thinks this.

I just keep them in the black and have like frequent flyer miles. Don't own one folks

Hadn't heard that rumor before. Was at the Red Wings event only long enough to watch Otto sell Clio. Whorehouse it is.

For Qhora, it's pretty much just

"What's your problem?"

You. You are my problem. If I keep hearing this question, you will continue to be my problem.

Zac Evans · **05-08-2015, 02:53 AM**

"Oh, you're an ERPer because of what you're wearing, right?"

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"Why is Zac naked?"

"'Traditional Gladiator Garb', yeah, right. you're just naked."

"Why are you naked?"

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"You can't be a Freelancer."

Caspar · **05-08-2015, 03:29 AM**

"Do what *you* want to do" or "Follow your own path."

It's because she cannot do so that she is where she is today. XD

Zetchryn · **05-08-2015, 03:38 AM**

"So since you're a Miqo'te, you must know a lot about sex, right?"

"So, since you're a Keeper, you're a lesbian, right?"

"So, since you're a Keeper, you're polyamorous, right?"

Or, more seriously.

"I need sexual advice."
"Okay, what about?"
"Well, in general."
"Okay..."
"Can you just... SHOW me sex?"
"No."

Or,

"Oh, you're in a swimsuit on the beach, you must be ERPing, right?"

Marisa · **05-08-2015, 05:10 AM**

Stop touching things! Why do you keep jumping? What do you mean you've never heard of _______? You can't just not wear pants! I want to speak to your commanding officer.

Melodia · **05-08-2015, 07:07 AM**

(05-07-2015, 07:44 PM)Sounsyy Wrote: Someone: You're really short.
Sounsyy: Yip...

Someone: Wait, you're Miqo'te and you're Ala Mhigan?
Sounsyy: Yer point?

Someone: Little girl.../Young lady.../Youngin...
Sounsyy: Yer how old...? 21? Yeh, I'm over a decade yer senior. Sit down.

Someone: I don't think that Miqo'te lass has it in her to beat so-n-so.
Sounsyy: /shield bashes some poor soul's face in.

Someone: <Insert something to the effect of: "You're really pretty. Do you wanna get a-">
Sounsyy:

Seriously? This gif made me laugh and I absolutely picture Sounsyy doing this. LOL!

No Longer Exists · **05-08-2015, 07:48 AM**

Doctor Oak

Not so much -hearing- as things that are unspoken and frustrating.

"No, I'm fine. I'm just bleeding from this gaping wound here that I haven't bothered having looked at in days. Don't mind the sweat, that's just a reaction to the infection currently spreading through me..."

"Let me stumble away from the fight, dragging my busted leg across the dirt just so I can be proud and indignant."

Things that are actually said:

"So you're the doctor."

"You're tall."

"Hey Doc, can I ride my bike in here?"

Oak's Reaction

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***Maril*** · **05-08-2015, 07:51 AM**

"Oh my god you're tiny!"

"Shortlander"

"Oh, I thought you were a midlander"

-cue one of her taller highlander friends using her head as an armrest-

One day she'll get her revenge. One day.

Kellach Woods · **05-08-2015, 07:57 AM**

(05-08-2015, 02:24 AM)OttoVann Wrote: Whoever started the ic/ooc rumors that Otto owns a whore house, I swear to fuck. Â Large amounts of Balmung thinks this.

I just keep them in the black and have like frequent flyer miles. Â Don't own one folks

nah i think they got confused.

Otto doesn't have a whore house. He is a whore house. Big Grin

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