I have exactly one enemy, and of course it's a lalafell. I can't quite recall the name, but Mishka and I were dining at the Quicksand with our favorite lalafell pirate, Captain Brownie, when she showed up. She came up and interrupted our conversation, saying she'd lost her hat and insisting that we help her find it.Â
Now, that by itself is a reasonable request. A missing hat can be very distressing, I understand. I remembered that Captain Brownie didn't have a lady lalafell for himself yet, so I decided this would be a perfect opportunity. I mean, he's a lalafell, she's a lady lalafell, it was perfect, right? So Mishka and I insisted that the two of them get married. But she wouldn't do it! She didn't realize how lucky she'd be to marry an accomplished mariner like Captain Brownie, and she started using mean words and going on about that dumb hat! Well I had a hat with me that was way better than what she was describing, so I gave it to her. And you know what? She wouldn't wear it! She finally put it on after I forced it on her head, but the moment she thought I wasn't looking, she took it off! Then she called Captain Brownie ugly and said we were stupid! I hate that dumb lalafellÂ
Now, that by itself is a reasonable request. A missing hat can be very distressing, I understand. I remembered that Captain Brownie didn't have a lady lalafell for himself yet, so I decided this would be a perfect opportunity. I mean, he's a lalafell, she's a lady lalafell, it was perfect, right? So Mishka and I insisted that the two of them get married. But she wouldn't do it! She didn't realize how lucky she'd be to marry an accomplished mariner like Captain Brownie, and she started using mean words and going on about that dumb hat! Well I had a hat with me that was way better than what she was describing, so I gave it to her. And you know what? She wouldn't wear it! She finally put it on after I forced it on her head, but the moment she thought I wasn't looking, she took it off! Then she called Captain Brownie ugly and said we were stupid! I hate that dumb lalafellÂ