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I sometimes wonder at the extent to which we're supposed to accept the Hildebrand quests as lore. Some pretty ridiculous stuff happens in them. Isn't his "nigh invincibility" and the existence of fashion-crazed zombies enough to clue you off to them just being a little bit of fun?